Song Parodies -> Mcdonalds Food Really Sucks
| Original Song Title: | "Old MacDonald Had A Farm" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mcdonalds Food Really Sucks" |
| Parody Written by: | Red Ant |
The Peace Corps motto is " The toughest job you'll ever love ". McDonalds motto should be " The crappiest job you'll never forget " or " The crappiest food you'll forever regret ". I worked there for one month along time ago, and almost all of what is in this song happened where I worked or the other THREE McD's near me. PS- Just writing this parody brought back bile memories in the back of my throat.
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this place they serve cold "food", No-thing warm for you
With a cockroach here and a cockroach there
Here a roach, there a roach, everywhere a cockroach
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
The "burgers" served are undercooked, E-co-li for you
With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there
Pepto too, Tums won't do, toilet you are going to
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this hell they have McRibs, No Bot-u-lis-m
With a pink stink here, and a pink stink there
Here it's pink, makes you think, everywhere really pink
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
(short pause to clean vomit from keyboard)
McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And this place is the very worse, food you cant ev-en eat
With a dry heave here and a dry heave there
Here a heave, got to leave, everywhere a dry heave
McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this place they have no rules, that's to bad for you
With some dropped food here and some burnt fries there
Supersize, all the time, minimum wage a crime
McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf
McDonalds food REALLY sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
Say it again they REALLY suck, yuk puke yuk puke barf
With a quick buck here and a quick buck there
Screw the food, attitude, quality control's crude
McDonalds food REALLY sucks, wish I ne-ver knew
( Bought a new keyboard as the aformentioned vomit killed the last )
And in this place they serve cold "food", No-thing warm for you
With a cockroach here and a cockroach there
Here a roach, there a roach, everywhere a cockroach
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
The "burgers" served are undercooked, E-co-li for you
With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there
Pepto too, Tums won't do, toilet you are going to
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this hell they have McRibs, No Bot-u-lis-m
With a pink stink here, and a pink stink there
Here it's pink, makes you think, everywhere really pink
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
(short pause to clean vomit from keyboard)
McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And this place is the very worse, food you cant ev-en eat
With a dry heave here and a dry heave there
Here a heave, got to leave, everywhere a dry heave
McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this place they have no rules, that's to bad for you
With some dropped food here and some burnt fries there
Supersize, all the time, minimum wage a crime
McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf
McDonalds food REALLY sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
Say it again they REALLY suck, yuk puke yuk puke barf
With a quick buck here and a quick buck there
Screw the food, attitude, quality control's crude
McDonalds food REALLY sucks, wish I ne-ver knew
( Bought a new keyboard as the aformentioned vomit killed the last )
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Ding fries are done (not) but your parody writing does show some potential. Some wrong use of words like "to" where "too" should be. Pace a little rough in spots but your ideas are good. 4,5,5.
A little rough in spots? That's like saying Jupiter's 'a bit big'. The first line of every verse is completely off. Some clever rhymes and it is reasonably funny but is McDonalds really that bad?..
Tesm around here it's that bad.
That was supposed to be " Yes, around here it is that bad ". ( Just woke up ). Also DAK, while it doesn't "sound " as good as TOS, the first / last line in every stanza has 7 syllables, then vs EIEIO has what is written, so the "pacing " is not that far off. PS-McD's slogan " I'm lovin' it " is a contraction for " I am loving it ", which is an anagram for " ailing vomit ". You do the math.
Fair comment. But I like McDonalds. You telling me that you haven't exaggerated even slightly about the conditions? I mean, if it really was that bad, wouldn't McDonalds have been closed down by now?
McDonald's will cause you harm
Fat-fry, fat-fry-o
Beyond the harm, the "food" there sucks
With a fat snack here and a fat snack there
Take a rat, fry in fat, then call it a Big Mac.
Nice job, BTW.
Fat-fry, fat-fry-o
Beyond the harm, the "food" there sucks
With a fat snack here and a fat snack there
Take a rat, fry in fat, then call it a Big Mac.
Nice job, BTW.
Thanks for the comments and votes all. Yes, the 4 ( yes 4 ) McD's around me have incredibly poor quality control ( way worse than say Subway or Taco Bell ), there were roaches on the SIGNS ( where the prices are ) in one, and when I worked there, they had to adjust cooking times on burgers because they were still moo-ing. I quit there after another employee spent over 2 minutes trying to convince a MANAGER to NOT pick up a 2cent slice of cheese off of the floor, wash it off and put it on someones food. There were no Ecoli outbreaks ( that I was aware of ), and in that McRib line I did say No Botulism, just that they were a little too pink. In conclusion, the only thing I'd eat at McD's ever again is their fries IF they are fresh and not salted to death ( those DO rule ). PSS--McDonalds actually LOST money in either 2003 or 2004, because their food IS that bad. :)
In all fairness to McD's, there is ONE somewhat close to me in a Wal-Mart that stays busy constantly, and they have decent food because it is always fresh, but they still do not do quality checks ( that I'm aware of ). Subway and Taco Bell check the temperatures of their food, adhere to holding times on food, and are very clean ( even the bathrooms ). Worked at a Taco Bell for a while, and they make McD's quality control look like a street vendor in New Dehli. I guess it depends on where you live and how busy they are.
I like McDonalds It's alright everyone has their own opinions
Humorous take on Mac's....and it pretty well McDoes it... for any drive by visits for a while...
I'm not a dollar menu guy. That's not how I roll. BTW, had no problem with the pacing in the first line. 7 syllables in the original (12 including EIEIO), twelve in this, and it sounded okay to me.
Thanks Lee, AFW, and Jeff.
Love your work, man. Would you like 5s with that?
Thank you. I assume that question is an honest ( and funny ) one since there is no 555 on this. No 5s for this unless you feel it's that good, one of the very few parodies I have written that got an almost unilateral 4 on pacing, just vote it on it's own merit ( if you haven't already ). :) PS- I do like their fries, but thats about it.
McDonalds isn't that bad! Oh wait, yes it is.
Thanks a-ron. Also forgot to mention a time in 8th grade when a classmate of mine got food poisoning from a shake that was put into a dirty cup ( yes that is true too ).
555! This is the first time I voted on a traditional song parody. I read the thread on the message board. What day would you think is best?
Thanks Step-Chan. I will post a date there.
555, I thought Supersize Me had a big impact! Reading something from a direct source may change my mind forever (not really, but it's still a great parody) I still will eat McDonald's (as mine is fairly clean)... But I must say, it is gross, but Taco Bell is grosser. Just a question: Where DO you live? And if it wasn't covered in vomit, I would ask for the dead keyboard.
Thanks Dominic L. No , I didn't literally vomit on the keyboard, that was added for my own comedic effect. I live in Virginia, and will agree that while Taco Bell has better QC there their food still makes me sick.
About the only fastfood I eat now is Subway because
A: They make the food in front of you, FRESH and
B: I have a friend that works there who gives me double coupons and other goodies and more importantly won't spit in my food ( I DID see that once as well at a McD's when I worked there, the guy was fired ).
About the only fastfood I eat now is Subway because
A: They make the food in front of you, FRESH and
B: I have a friend that works there who gives me double coupons and other goodies and more importantly won't spit in my food ( I DID see that once as well at a McD's when I worked there, the guy was fired ).
That's gross, but, Subway IS really good. And about the keyboard, I know, I was kidding. mmmyup... Peace out
Makes me want an In-N-Out Burger
Thanks Tim.
I totally agree with u. McDonalds sux. If you want to see another McDonalds dissing song, see this one (by me): http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/sum4155.shtml
Thank you Insane Steve.
(ABC05) Greatest song refrain this side of "On Top of Spaghetti"--little kids would get a ton o'giggles singing it! Yet, pacing and repetitiveness dragged this down as the song progressed.
(ABC05) Very cute and I agree about their food....yeee-ukkkk!
(ABC05-M) And don't forget the wonderful "surprise drive through" where what you order may have no relation to what you get.
Thanks Agrimorfee, Adagio and Rex.
(M) ha! I found that hilarious - all the relentless "yuk puke yuk puke barf"s - LOL
(ABC) Ewwwwwwww!...You heard me! Ewwwwwww......:-)
(ABC05) Well said....555
ABC--I don't know where I was when all the commenting was going on here...I usually like to be in the middle of it. It may be all moot by now...but I have to disagree with DAK...the pacing (esp. the 1st line) was right on, IMO...and we all know how I feel about pacing...=) I thought it was funny, RA...
(ABC) Hmm... I was considering McD for lunch today... think I'll pass on that now... funny stuff :-)
(ABC) Nauseatingly cute!
ABC -M personally i'd rather eat mcdonald's food than... hmm... tofu, but i might change my mind if there were roaches on the signs. But unlike mcdonald's food, this parrody seems better the more i look at it.
(M) Never experienced what you're talking about here, but it doesn't take away from the comedy.
Nice idea, RA, but not your best
Thanks Stu, Kristof, Rick, Arwen, Adam, Johnny D, Ethan, Scathe and Phil.
I work at McDonalds and I think its not that bad. Some are but not all of them are that bad. Don't diss the company.
no response: Not that bad, but not that good either. A McDonalds' employee telling me to not diss the company? You must be in sales.
thatz one ov tha funniest songz ive eva herd!!
watch it my mom works there
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