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Song Parodies -> "Mcdonalds Food Really Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Old MacDonald Had A Farm"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mcdonalds Food Really Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

The Peace Corps motto is " The toughest job you'll ever love ". McDonalds motto should be " The crappiest job you'll never forget " or " The crappiest food you'll forever regret ". I worked there for one month along time ago, and almost all of what is in this song happened where I worked or the other THREE McD's near me. PS- Just writing this parody brought back bile memories in the back of my throat.
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this place they serve cold "food", No-thing warm for you
With a cockroach here and a cockroach there
Here a roach, there a roach, everywhere a cockroach
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf

McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
The "burgers" served are undercooked, E-co-li for you
With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there
Pepto too, Tums won't do, toilet you are going to
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf

McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this hell they have McRibs, No Bot-u-lis-m
With a pink stink here, and a pink stink there
Here it's pink, makes you think, everywhere really pink
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf

(short pause to clean vomit from keyboard)

McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And this place is the very worse, food you cant ev-en eat
With a dry heave here and a dry heave there
Here a heave, got to leave, everywhere a dry heave
McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf

McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this place they have no rules, that's to bad for you
With some dropped food here and some burnt fries there
Supersize, all the time, minimum wage a crime
McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf

McDonalds food REALLY sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
Say it again they REALLY suck, yuk puke yuk puke barf
With a quick buck here and a quick buck there
Screw the food, attitude, quality control's crude
McDonalds food REALLY sucks, wish I ne-ver knew

( Bought a new keyboard as the aformentioned vomit killed the last )

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 25

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Guy - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Ding fries are done (not) but your parody writing does show some potential. Some wrong use of words like "to" where "too" should be. Pace a little rough in spots but your ideas are good. 4,5,5.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
A little rough in spots? That's like saying Jupiter's 'a bit big'. The first line of every verse is completely off. Some clever rhymes and it is reasonably funny but is McDonalds really that bad?..
Red Ant - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Tesm around here it's that bad.
Red Ant - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
That was supposed to be " Yes, around here it is that bad ". ( Just woke up ). Also DAK, while it doesn't "sound " as good as TOS, the first / last line in every stanza has 7 syllables, then vs EIEIO has what is written, so the "pacing " is not that far off. PS-McD's slogan " I'm lovin' it " is a contraction for " I am loving it ", which is an anagram for " ailing vomit ". You do the math.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Fair comment. But I like McDonalds. You telling me that you haven't exaggerated even slightly about the conditions? I mean, if it really was that bad, wouldn't McDonalds have been closed down by now?
John Barry - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
McDonald's will cause you harm
Fat-fry, fat-fry-o
Beyond the harm, the "food" there sucks
With a fat snack here and a fat snack there
Take a rat, fry in fat, then call it a Big Mac.

Nice job, BTW.
Red Ant - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments and votes all. Yes, the 4 ( yes 4 ) McD's around me have incredibly poor quality control ( way worse than say Subway or Taco Bell ), there were roaches on the SIGNS ( where the prices are ) in one, and when I worked there, they had to adjust cooking times on burgers because they were still moo-ing. I quit there after another employee spent over 2 minutes trying to convince a MANAGER to NOT pick up a 2cent slice of cheese off of the floor, wash it off and put it on someones food. There were no Ecoli outbreaks ( that I was aware of ), and in that McRib line I did say No Botulism, just that they were a little too pink. In conclusion, the only thing I'd eat at McD's ever again is their fries IF they are fresh and not salted to death ( those DO rule ). PSS--McDonalds actually LOST money in either 2003 or 2004, because their food IS that bad. :)
Red Ant - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
In all fairness to McD's, there is ONE somewhat close to me in a Wal-Mart that stays busy constantly, and they have decent food because it is always fresh, but they still do not do quality checks ( that I'm aware of ). Subway and Taco Bell check the temperatures of their food, adhere to holding times on food, and are very clean ( even the bathrooms ). Worked at a Taco Bell for a while, and they make McD's quality control look like a street vendor in New Dehli. I guess it depends on where you live and how busy they are.
Lee Rasiel - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I like McDonalds It's alright everyone has their own opinions
AFW - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Humorous take on Mac's....and it pretty well McDoes it... for any drive by visits for a while...
Jeff Reuben - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not a dollar menu guy. That's not how I roll. BTW, had no problem with the pacing in the first line. 7 syllables in the original (12 including EIEIO), twelve in this, and it sounded okay to me.
Red Ant - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Lee, AFW, and Jeff.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Love your work, man. Would you like 5s with that?
Red Ant to Jake - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you. I assume that question is an honest ( and funny ) one since there is no 555 on this. No 5s for this unless you feel it's that good, one of the very few parodies I have written that got an almost unilateral 4 on pacing, just vote it on it's own merit ( if you haven't already ). :) PS- I do like their fries, but thats about it.
A-ron - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
McDonalds isn't that bad! Oh wait, yes it is.
Red Ant - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks a-ron. Also forgot to mention a time in 8th grade when a classmate of mine got food poisoning from a shake that was put into a dirty cup ( yes that is true too ).
Stephen aka Step-chan - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
555! This is the first time I voted on a traditional song parody. I read the thread on the message board. What day would you think is best?
Red Ant - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-Chan. I will post a date there.
Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
555, I thought Supersize Me had a big impact! Reading something from a direct source may change my mind forever (not really, but it's still a great parody) I still will eat McDonald's (as mine is fairly clean)... But I must say, it is gross, but Taco Bell is grosser. Just a question: Where DO you live? And if it wasn't covered in vomit, I would ask for the dead keyboard.
Red Ant - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic L. No , I didn't literally vomit on the keyboard, that was added for my own comedic effect. I live in Virginia, and will agree that while Taco Bell has better QC there their food still makes me sick.

About the only fastfood I eat now is Subway because
A: They make the food in front of you, FRESH and
B: I have a friend that works there who gives me double coupons and other goodies and more importantly won't spit in my food ( I DID see that once as well at a McD's when I worked there, the guy was fired ).
Dominic L. - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
That's gross, but, Subway IS really good. And about the keyboard, I know, I was kidding. mmmyup... Peace out
Tim Hall - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Makes me want an In-N-Out Burger
Red Ant - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim.
Insane Steve - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I totally agree with u. McDonalds sux. If you want to see another McDonalds dissing song, see this one (by me): http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/sum4155.shtml
Red Ant - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Insane Steve.
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Greatest song refrain this side of "On Top of Spaghetti"--little kids would get a ton o'giggles singing it! Yet, pacing and repetitiveness dragged this down as the song progressed.
Adagio - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Very cute and I agree about their food....yeee-ukkkk!
Rex - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05-M) And don't forget the wonderful "surprise drive through" where what you order may have no relation to what you get.
Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, Adagio and Rex.
Stuart McArthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) ha! I found that hilarious - all the relentless "yuk puke yuk puke barf"s - LOL
Kristof Robertson - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ewwwwwwww!...You heard me! Ewwwwwww......:-)
Rick C - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Well said....555
Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--I don't know where I was when all the commenting was going on here...I usually like to be in the middle of it. It may be all moot by now...but I have to disagree with DAK...the pacing (esp. the 1st line) was right on, IMO...and we all know how I feel about pacing...=) I thought it was funny, RA...
Adam Eccleshall - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hmm... I was considering McD for lunch today... think I'll pass on that now... funny stuff :-)
Johnny D - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nauseatingly cute!
Ethan Mawyer - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC -M personally i'd rather eat mcdonald's food than... hmm... tofu, but i might change my mind if there were roaches on the signs. But unlike mcdonald's food, this parrody seems better the more i look at it.
Scathe - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) Never experienced what you're talking about here, but it doesn't take away from the comedy.
Phil Alexander - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice idea, RA, but not your best
Red Ant - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu, Kristof, Rick, Arwen, Adam, Johnny D, Ethan, Scathe and Phil.
no response - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I work at McDonalds and I think its not that bad. Some are but not all of them are that bad. Don't diss the company.
Red Ant - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
no response: Not that bad, but not that good either. A McDonalds' employee telling me to not diss the company? You must be in sales.
m333 - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thatz one ov tha funniest songz ive eva herd!!
nobody - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
watch it my mom works there
crystal - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
wow that's a really hillarious song/rythme

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