-> "Mcdonalds Food Really Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Old MacDonald Had A Farm"
Parody Song Title:
"Mcdonalds Food Really Sucks"
The Lyrics
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this place they serve cold "food", No-thing warm for you
With a cockroach here and a cockroach there
Here a roach, there a roach, everywhere a cockroach
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
The "burgers" served are undercooked, E-co-li for you
With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there
Pepto too, Tums won't do, toilet you are going to
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this hell they have McRibs, No Bot-u-lis-m
With a pink stink here, and a pink stink there
Here it's pink, makes you think, everywhere really pink
McDonalds food really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
(short pause to clean vomit from keyboard)
McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And this place is the very worse, food you cant ev-en eat
With a dry heave here and a dry heave there
Here a heave, got to leave, everywhere a dry heave
McDonalds food Really sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
And in this place they have no rules, that's to bad for you
With some dropped food here and some burnt fries there
Supersize, all the time, minimum wage a crime
McDonalds food REAlly sucks, yuk puke yuke puke barf
McDonalds food REALLY sucks, yuk puke yuk puke barf
Say it again they REALLY suck, yuk puke yuk puke barf
With a quick buck here and a quick buck there
Screw the food, attitude, quality control's crude
McDonalds food REALLY sucks, wish I ne-ver knew
( Bought a new keyboard as the aformentioned vomit killed the last )
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