[very short drum intro]

Here.....

....I am singing-a-song-that-goes-along-with-an-
-instrumental,-quite-mental;-metal-guitar-solo,-uh-oh-man-
-it's-faster-than-I-can-sing-can-you-follow?-Think-no,-damn!-
I-need-a-new-plan-or-maybe-go-go-gadget--lungs;
So--Please--Will--You---Give--Them--To---Me?!---
-OWWwwwww....--aww..ah...ahhh....ahh...ahhh.............!

One, two, THREE!!!!

Now, hunker-down-as-the-sound-of-my-VOICE-makes-this-NOISE-
-it's-your-CHOICE-well,-oh-BOY!-I'm-no-soprano-or-piano-and-I-sure-
-can't-sing-twenty-words-a-second-you-reckon-I'm-reckless?; --in-for
--a-drubbin'-maybe-drummin-are-you-thumbin'-your-nose-in-my-dir-
-ection:-this-Eruption-is-an-implosion..........

....Oh...., damn-this-Eddie-Van-Halen's-freaky-wailin'-
-and-this-Pea-vey-amp-li-fi-er-he's-assailin'-
now/decending,/transcending/into/audible/chaos/
maybe/I'd/be/smart/just/to/leave/it/alone:/lay-off-
but-it's-too-late-for-that-now-I-think-that-I-will-just-
-GROooooooaN!..............................

[brief silence]

Oh-no,-there's-mo'-to-this-tune-than-what-I-had-bargained-for-
-So-I'm-half-way-done-with-this-solo-(but-there's-plenty-more)/
If-only-I-played-guitar,-I-would-be-a-god,-for-sure,-
-but-here-I-am-singing-full-speed-until-my-throat-is-sore/
Here-comes-the-FAST!-part;-there's-40-seconds-for-me-to-roar-
-now-my-lungs-will-come-out-of-my-chest-as-the-vocals-pour--/
/figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro, figaro
Opera, opera, opera, opera, opera, opera, opera, opera
Idaho, Idaho, Idaho, Idaho, Idaho, Idaho, Idaho, Idaho,
Vertigo, vertigo, vertigo, vertigo, vertigo, vertigo, vertigo, vertigo
High plateau, high plateau, high plateau, high plateau,-
-My chateau, my chateau, my chateau, my chateau,-
Oh-oh-oh!, oh-oh-oh! (x~64)
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, no no, oh no, 'n'
Uh-wump!................................

[collapses from exhaustion!]