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Song Parodies -> "Stinking Breath"

Original Song Title:

"Creeping Death"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Stinking Breath"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Every meet someone with breath so bad you wish they were telepathic? I have. Toilet humor from the other end this time. PS-"Broken arrow" is what you call it when you lose a nuclear device, OSHA ( for non- Americans or the truly dumb ) is Occupational Safety and Health Administration and Sarin is a chemical agent.
( Refreshing 55 second intro, enjoy it as it's about to get nasty )

Gross
Mouthwash he reserves, broken arrow
Gringe
At his every word, shed a tear
Fate
Of the well-known one, non tooth-brusher
Wait
Something must be done, too many years

He needs to take notice, he can't be that dumb
Was sent here I'm the chosen one
It needs to be spoken, it has to be done
To give this man a warning of
His stinking breath

Oh!
Let these people know, call in OSHA
No!
I won't go with thee, no desire
Breath
Stinking bad and strong, all denial
Stench
Lasted three days lost, most expired

He needs to take notice, he can't be that dumb
Was sent here I'm the chosen one
It needs to be spoken, it has to be done
To give this man a warning of
His stinking breath

( Furios solo, like his breath )

( all co-workers chant next two verses )
D*mn need a fan
The gum is in my hand
Telling bad breath man

D*mn need a fan
The gum is in my hand
Telling bad breath man

He
Fouls the office air, the offender
Swarm
Don't want to go there, Sarin gas
It
Seeps through halls and more, all is lifeless
Peels
It peels, paint off doors, do not pass

It needed be spoken, it had to be done
Was sent here I'm the chosen one
It now has been spoken, it now has been done
I gave this man fair warning of
His stinking breath

( outro that doesn't stink )

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Petey Pablo - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I love Metallica parodies...And,I know what you mean about bad breathe...555
Red Ant - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you.
Scrawny Johnny - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, this parody stinks...in the best possible way ever! Great subject for this awesome song!!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm gonna trust you and the previous voters on the pacing here because even though I do have the original somewhere I can't find it right now. 555 though you have to promise to have it deleted when Microsoft launches the new Windows Smellovison OS(mosis). :-)
Red Ant - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol, thanks Peter. I must say that Smellovision has already been invented by Mircosoft as there programs usually stink ( have Windows ME, I hear XP+ is alot better ).
Yet Another Dutchman - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
What Scrawny Johnny said. These lines are hilarious: 'It/Seeps through halls and more, all is lifeless/Peels/It peels, paint off doors, do not pass'
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Yet Another Dutchman.

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