( Refreshing 55 second intro, enjoy it as it's about to get nasty )

Gross
Mouthwash he reserves, broken arrow
Gringe
At his every word, shed a tear
Fate
Of the well-known one, non tooth-brusher
Wait
Something must be done, too many years

He needs to take notice, he can't be that dumb
Was sent here I'm the chosen one
It needs to be spoken, it has to be done
To give this man a warning of
His stinking breath

Oh!
Let these people know, call in OSHA
No!
I won't go with thee, no desire
Breath
Stinking bad and strong, all denial
Stench
Lasted three days lost, most expired

He needs to take notice, he can't be that dumb
Was sent here I'm the chosen one
It needs to be spoken, it has to be done
To give this man a warning of
His stinking breath

( Furios solo, like his breath )

( all co-workers chant next two verses )
D*mn need a fan
The gum is in my hand
Telling bad breath man

D*mn need a fan
The gum is in my hand
Telling bad breath man

He
Fouls the office air, the offender
Swarm
Don't want to go there, Sarin gas
It
Seeps through halls and more, all is lifeless
Peels
It peels, paint off doors, do not pass

It needed be spoken, it had to be done
Was sent here I'm the chosen one
It now has been spoken, it now has been done
I gave this man fair warning of
His stinking breath

( outro that doesn't stink )