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Song Parodies -> "Streak and Enjoy"

Original Song Title:

"Seek & Destroy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Streak and Enjoy"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Purely *cough* hypothetical *cough* situation.
( intro )

All right!

Flashing a scene
In this city tonight
Looking so cute
Birthday suits a sight
There's something revealing
It's our game
Butt a$$ naked nude
You might think us insane

RUNNIN'
honor we PRIDE ON
you will be SIGHTIN'
a dozen chicks
RUNNIN'
honor we PRIDE ON
you will be SIGHTIN'
some seven d*cks

Naked, Streak and Enjoy
Naked, Streak and ENJOY
Naked, Streak and Enjoy
Naked, Streak and Enjoy

Leaves your mouth agape,
And that's assured
See our back ends,
Can you take any more?
Say hello to the whirl-wind evenin'
It's the start of the weekend,
And now we're streakin'

RUNNIN'
honor we PRIDE ON
you will be SIGHTIN'
a dozen chicks
RUNNIN'
honor we PRIDE ON
you will be SIGHTIN'
some seven d*cks

Naked, Streak and Enjoy
Naked, Streak and ENJOY
Naked, Streak and Enjoy
Naked, Streakin' Enjoyed

( solo )

Our bodies desire,
With no feelings of guilt
And we will not go away,
Untill the pledge is fulfilled
There was only one thing on our minds
'voiding coppers* today,
'cause you're the one they will fine

RUNNIN'
honor we PRIDE ON
you will be SIGHTIN'
a dozen chicks
RUNNIN'
honor we PRIDE ON
you will be SIGHTIN'
some seven d*cks

Naked, Streak and Enjoy
Naked, Streak and ENJOY
Naked, Streak and Enjoy
Naked, Streak and Enjoy...
Hahahaha

( outro )
*police. The CAPS are stressed words in the song. Downloaded /CD cover lyrics are not quite correct on this. Made from the OS on Kill 'Em All.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Scrawny Johnny - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well the pacing is off in some places by a tick, but nothing serious to damage your overall score. Awesome idea! And here I thought I picked the *perfect* Metallica song to do a streaking parody -- I guess it's second best to this one! I certainly enjoyed this parody!

I'm not submitting parodies anymore on the weekend as the buildup is ridiculously large.
Rick C - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent job! My hat (and everything else) is off to you on this one...5s
Red Ant - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, perhaps my CD is a re-issue as I heard something different . ( it shows Kirk Hammett on the cover. I thought Mustaine was still with them then ).Can you tell me where I got the 4 on pacing? Thanks for saying this is good.

Yeah, I will never submit a parody again between Friday night and Monday morning. ~100 parodies is ridiculous. I'm actually glad I DKTOS on about 70% of them because if I knew them all I'd be here all day.
Red Ant - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick C., no need to remove articles of clothing to vote this ( as I type out this reply in my undies hehe ). That previous comment was for SJ about the pacing.
Scrawny Johnny - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
The very first stanza. A couple of those lines just don't match perfectly to me. However, it is still excellent and it's only the first stanza that seems off.
Mustaine was with Metallica at the time those songs were written, but not when the album came out. I know Mustaine helped with Hit the Lights, The Four Horsemen, I think No Remorse, and maybe Metal Milita. Mustaine also helped with a couple songs on Ride the Lightning, but I don't remember which. On the first Megadeth album, the song Mechanix (the original name and early demo of The Four Horsemen) can be found which to an unknowing listener will mistake it to be a cover of Metallica, but it has entirely different lyrics that Mustaine added in after he was booted from Metallica.
Red Ant - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Ok, fair enough. Thanks for the info on Dave.
Azrepheal - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice 555
Red Ant - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Azrepheal.
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She was already banging her head.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm so glad I'm somewhat nearsighted, I can never tell for sure if it's a Premier League streaker or if someone has thrown in an extra ball into the game. :-)
Red Ant - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael. Peter, I have an entire album planned to streaking from OS's from Kill 'Em All. You will be farce-sighted then. ;-)

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