-> "Kiss For A Toad"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss From A Rose"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kiss For A Toad"
The Lyrics
Intro: Ba da da
Da da da da da da
Ba da da
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Verse 1: There used to be a fairytale that my mother told me
And if I kissed a toad, well he may really be
A sexy prince that may come and sweep me off my feet
Do you suppose, that when he croaks
He may be crying for help
And a smack may just set him free
Chorus: Baby!
I perceive a tiny kiss for a toad on the lips
Ooh!
The more I think of it
The stranger it gets, yeah
And now that the toad is in tow
The lips hit the toad with a kiss
Ba da da
Da da da da da da
Verse 2: There is fully no greater voodoo
Than transmogrify
And it remains
A power, no pleasure, a pain
Baby…
To me he looks like an amphibian, I can’t deny
Let me tell you that is a lie, baby
And do you grasp, that when he gasps
He may be crying for help
And a smack may just set him free
Chorus: Baby!
I conclude a mini kiss for a toad might just do
Ooh!
The more I think on it
The more it seems true, yeah
And now that I’ve come to realize
I see a trapped prince inside
Bridge: I will kiss that damn toad on the lips
I will kiss that damn toad on the lips
I will kiss that damn toad on the lips
(… And if I should get Salmonella)
I will kiss that damn toad
Will kiss that damn toad on the lips
Verse 3: There is fully no greater voodoo
Than transmogrify
And it remains
A power, no pleasure, a pain
Baby…
To me he looks like an amphibian, I can’t deny
Let me tell you that is a lie, baby
I’ve had the thought
That when he squawks
He may be crying for help
And a smack may just set him free
Chorus: Baby!
I deduce another kiss for a toad just might work
Ooh!
The more I think on it
The more it just irks, yeah
And now that I’ve kissed this dumb toad
I know it’s a toad anyway
Chorus: Yes I surmise another kiss for a toad would be moot
Ooh!
The more I think of it
The more I feel duped, yeah
And now that I’ve kissed this dumb toad
I know it’s a toad anyway
Now that I think about it
It’s frogs that you’re suppose to kiss!
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