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Song Parodies -> "F**k Me Why The Hell Do Fridges Have Light And Freezers Do Not"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss from a rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seal

Parody Song Title:

"F**k Me Why The Hell Do Fridges Have Light And Freezers Do Not"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Ever wondered why your fridge has lights and a freezer does'nt hmmmm
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I used to have MY special moments alone by the fridge
I would come and sit on the floor next to thee
We’d remain till all the food was inside of me
And did you know
That fridges glow
But freezers do not, and
The reason to why puzzles me

F**k me,
Why the hell do fridges have light and freezers do not
Ooh it seems a rather weird strange thing indeed, yeah
A light illuminates rooms
My freezers in gloom no light there

I cannot figure out why the hell
Freezer has no lights
Oh help me I need to, know the reason, that is.
Fridges, kind of stupid to have no light in freezer but only fridge
(it is a silly question to ask of, yeah)
I’ve been racking my brain on it, stupid
And whys it so
That fridges glow
But freezers do not, and
The reason to why puzzles me

F**k me,
Why the hell do fridges have light and freezers do not
Ooh it seems a rather weird strange thing indeed, yeah
A light illuminates rooms
My freezers in gloom no light there

Break

I’ve been stumped by a light in the fridge
I’ve been stumped by a light in the fridge
(I’ve been) if I should fall, by a light (in the fridge)
I’ve been stumped by a light in the fridge

I cannot figure out why the hell
Freezer has no lights
Oh help me I need to, know the reason, that is.
Fridges, kind of stupid to have no light in freezer but only fridge
I’ve been racking my brain on it, stupid
And did you know
That fridges glow
But freezers do not, and
The reason to why puzzles me

F**k me,
Why the hell do fridges have light and freezers do not
Ooh it seems a rather weird strange thing indeed, yeah
A light illuminates rooms
My freezers in gloom no light there

Yes, Why the hell do fridges have light and freezers do not
Ooh it seems a rather weird strange thing indeed, yeah
A light illuminates rooms
My freezers in gloom no light there

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

A light illuminates rooms
My freezers in gloom no light there.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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Hu's On First - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
My freezer has light...
Christie Marie M - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
That's actually pretty funny! Weird, but funny! But good song you wrote. I've been wondering about that question myself. I took it upon myself to do research and according to Yahoo! Answers, this is what I found as the best answer...My freezers (I have more than one fridge) do not have lights. I assume it's because when you turn on the light, the bulb changes temperature wildly, and again when you turn it off. That's got to be tough on the bulb. One solution might be to use LED lights, which now come in white. And, they use less power for an amount of light, so they don't get so hot. That would make them more efficient. Of course, it could have to do with the issue of having frost all over them. BTW, I hear some freezers do have light. Our freezer has light in our Florida home. I wanted to get another one in Sears or PC Richard, but they were either expensive or all sold out. Keep writing your parodies, Gari!
Christie Marie M - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
You can also find other answers at: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090131190151AAiieb2 or you can also look in WikiAnswers as well.
Andria - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
My freezer has a light in it, but it hasn't worked since shortly after I moved into where I now live. The fridge in which it is on top of was made in 1976, and I cannot get a bulb for it since they are no longer made for that style of refrigerator. Great job, and 5s.
Gari J - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Well some controversy here Hu has a light in his fridge, Christie doesn' t and andria does'nt work anymore LOL. Thanks for the comment everyone.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
354 because the pacing was a little awkward.
Gari J - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
In what way is the pacing awkward I proof read this to the song, I appreciate the comments but where by is the song confusing
Red Ant - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats, Gari J. You managed to get a comment from TSB. You can now retire... just kidding. I've done a parody to The Original Song (TOS), and it's not easy to pace or format. I got a little lost in the second verse, but not enough to dock you for it. The theme was a little repetitive, but overall a good parody.

Andria: With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Andria - February 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Red Ant, what do you mean by it being less dangerous? I took it as meaning that I would have a harder time finding the frozen Zero bars, cheesecakes, Hot Pockets, strombolis, quarts of Haagen-Dazs, burritos and other tasty items of junkfood in there.
Red Ant - February 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I was just quoting the first chorus line of "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Nothing more, nothing less.

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