Badada, dada dada dada, badada
Badada, dada dada dada, (achoo!)

When I was in my younger days I was allergy-free
Now the pollen's making a beeline for me
Sinus pain--a knife in my head cavity

But did you know, when winter goes
My allergies thrive as my yard comes alive in the spring

Baby

CHORUS:
When I'm outdoors, there's an itch in my nose all day
Ooh, the more that I inhale the more that I sneeze, yeah
With all the flowers in bloom
My nostrils are doomed all the day

Ba dada, dada dada dada, badada

There only is so much a Kleenex can hold up and take
I'll maintain with Contac and Advil for pain

Baby

I need a stronger antihistamine to get me through
All the mold and pollen in the air
But did you know, when winter goes
My allergies thrive as my yard comes alive in the spring

Baby

CHORUS: (REPEAT)

(punctuate following lyrics with frequent sneezing)

There's an itch in my nose all the day
I've got an itch in my nose all the day
There's an itch in my nose all the day
I've got an itch in my nose all the day

There only is so much a Kleenex can hold up and take
I'll maintain with Contac and Advil for pain
I need a stronger antihistamine to get me through
All the mold and pollen....in the air
But did you know, when winter goes

My allergies thrive as my yard comes alive in the spring

Baby

(CHORUS: REPEAT)

THE END