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Song Parodies -> "The Nerd Is Mine"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl Is Mine"

Original Performer:

99 Souls ft. Destiny's Child & Brandy

Parody Song Title:

"The Nerd Is Mine"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. So a British duo wants to make a mashup that gets legitimate airplay? Well, two can play at that game!
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?

Take a minute, ne-erd, come sit down
Face gets fla-attened, face gets fla-attened
Take a minute, take a minute, ne-erd
Take a minute, ne-erd, come sit down
Face gets fla-attened, face gets fla-attened
Take a minute, take a minute, ne-erd
Bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Not gonna wa-alk over your a-a-arse
We've bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Think your fa-ace doesn't nee-eed gla-asse-es
Bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Not gonna wa-alk over your a-a-arse
We've bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Think your fa-ace doesn't nee-eed gla-asse-es

I-I-I, I-I-I, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, I-I-I (ne-e-e-e-e-erd), oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, I-I-I, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, I-I-I (ne-e-e-e-e-erd), oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine, mine, mine, mine
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
O-other ne-erds, o-other, o-other ne-erds
O-other ne-erds, o-other ne-erds

Take a minute, ne-erd, come sit down
Face gets fla-attened (face gets fla-attened)
Face gets fla-attened (face gets fla-attened)
Take a minute, take a minute, ne-erd
Take a minute, ne-erd, come sit down
Face gets fla-attened (face gets fla-attened)
Face gets fla-attened (face gets fla-attened)
Take a minute, take a minute, ne-erd
Bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Not gonna wa-alk over your a-a-arse
We've bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Think your fa-ace doesn't nee-eed gla-asse-es
Bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Not gonna wa-alk over your a-a-arse
We've bee-een too ha-ard on you lately-y, true, bro-o
Think your fa-ace doesn't nee-eed gla-asse-es

I-I-I, I-I-I, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, I-I-I (ne-e-e-e-e-erd), oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, I-I-I, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, I-I-I (ne-e-e-e-e-erd), oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine

That twerp with the punched-i-in face
He turned all my-y grades to-o A's
Because I-I pro-omised him a-a break
The nerd is mine
That twerp with the punched-i-in face
He turned all my-y grades to-o A's
Because I-I pro-omised him a-a break
The nerd is mine, mine, mine, mine
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?

I-I-I, I-I-I, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, eh-eh-eh, I-I-I (ne-e-e-e-e-erd), eh-eh-eh, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, eh-eh-eh, I-I-I (ne-e-e-e-e-erd), eh-eh-eh, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine
I-I-I, eh-eh-eh, I-I-I (ne-e-e-e-e-erd), eh-eh-eh, oh-oh-oh
Face it, bro, you-ou see, the nerd is mine, mine, mine, mine
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?

And that's why there were two other parodies by me that weren't part of the self-challenge up today. Couldn't just parody a mashup outright, had to parody the individual components. And the "up today" is why I can't link 'em here, FYI.

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