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Song Parodies -> "Real Old Boys"

Original Song Title:

"Good Ol' Boys"

Original Performer:

Waylon Jennings

Parody Song Title:

"Real Old Boys"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

As in literally old.
They're the real old bo-oys
Sittin' out on the po-orch
Better get off their lawn
'Fore they yell at you some more
'Bout "you kids" till they're so-ore

Actin' like je-erks, yeah
Takin' their pi-ills
Cause i-if their livers don't get 'em
Their heart probably will

Spendin' the da-ay
The only way they know how:
Complainin' that they feel so-ore
While their dentures fall ou-out

The things they sa-ay
May seem insensitive now, yeah
But back in the days of yo-ore
Ev'ryone said it, wo-ow

They're the real old bo-oys
Yeah, they've reti-ired i-in pea-eace
Luke and Bo, old as crap
Gotten so ancient, in fact
They sold the General Lee-ee

I know next to nothing about the Dukes of Hazzard (I just learned that Daisy was the Duke boys' cousin, for example) but I thought it was all about wacky chase shenanigans, so I expected a more upbeat theme song. Maybe this was wacky and upbeat back in the 80s, I dunno.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - May 25, 2016 - Report this comment
it maybe disrespecting elders but it's funny disrespect! 5's
Peter Andersson - May 26, 2016 - Report this comment
You've captured the feel of the music with your lyrics here - always a good thing methinks. 555 canes.

BTW, you might enjoy my favorite FUMP song about getting old:

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