I wanna eat up, I wanna eat slow
You know, you know - no, you don't, you don't
I want no fly on/in my bits of bread
I want an eating if there's fat I just don't care, man

Another sandwich, another lunch break
I'm so much fatter than I can take
And it's perfection, as sandwiches go
I need direction to ham section, no no no no


Help me out
Yeah, you know I've gotta stuff my mouth
Yeah, oh won't you put it on the back burner
You know I like my sandwich toast

And when there's nowhere else to spread
Is there room four slice of bread
These changes to my sandwich
The cold-meated whole ain't pleasing me

Yeah, you know you've gotta help me out
Yeah, oh won't I eat it from the back burner
You know I've got a better mouth
I'm gonna eat my lunch now
Yeah, I'm gonna eat it right now
Yeah, before I eat myself now

I got wholemeal, I hate the whole deal
I got wholemeal, I hate the whole deal
(Repeat as necessary)

Yeah, you know you've gotta help me out
Yeah, oh won't you replace it, the back burner
You know I ate the thing right now
I'm gonna rinse my mouth now
I'm gonna brush my teeth now
Yeah, because I ate the friggin' back burner
I'm gonna have a big cow

Over and in, sandwich is sin
While everyone's tossed, my luncheon is done
All these things on my bun
If I can hold on
Like you could hold on