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Song Parodies -> "(Homestar, you're) Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"(Homestar, you're) Crap"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I decided to increase the title to help people to tell the difference between this song and Phil Alexander's version. It also tells the subject: Strong Bad is telling Homestar that he's crap. This'll be my 3rd Homestarrunner.com-related parody (1st being Homestar (Rock Star knock-up), 2nd being Hurt Strong Sad (Hurts So Bad))
Verse 1:
Your Butt's stupid
Your head is too
I'll punch your face
Right to your shoes
I'm telling you
Homestar Runner
I hate your face
You're gun fodder
Tandy, Compy
Lappy 4-eighty-6

I'm hating you
'Cause it's funny
It's a cool gag
For lots money
I'm hunting, too
Where is The Cheat?
He's in the grill
That's where he sleeps

Well, he makes a lot of noises
And, holy crap, it's true
But if you do not like him
Then you can't get a clue

Chorus:
Because you're crap, you're crap
(Really, really crap)
You know you're crap, you're crap
(Really, really crap)
You know it
Come on, you're crap, you're crap
Come on, you know
(Really, really crap)
And the whole town has to
Agree with me
Just to tell you once again
Who's crap

Verse 2:
The word is out
You're speaking wrong
You just locked me up
But before long
Your sleeping eyes
Gonna fail you right
I'm escaping
Won't make a fight
To help The Cheat
He's lost it, man
He's dribbling, oh
Give me a hand

But I forgot that you
Don't have none
And, holy crap, that's true
Why don't you get some ones
But no hands make you you

Chorus:
Because you're crap, you're crap
(Really, really crap)
You know you're crap, you're crap
(Really, really crap)
You know it
Come on, you're crap, you're crap
Come on, you know
(Really, really crap)
And the whole town has to
Agree with me
Just to tell you once again
Who's crap

I will not hurt you
Tomorrow
Oh, who am I tryin' to kid?
Cuz I don't like what you're
Sayin'
Because you're just a kid

Chorus:
Because you're crap, you're crap-
Come On
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You know you're crap, you're crap-
You know it
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You know you're crap, you're crap-
You know it, You know
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the whole town has to
Agree with me
Just to tell you once
again . . .)
You Know you're crap, you're crap-
Come On
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You Know you're crap, you're crap-
You Know It-You Know It
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
And the whole town has to
Agree with me
(And the whole town has to
Agree with me)
Just to tell you
(Just to tell you once again)

You Know you're stupid
Crap, You Know It
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You Know you're crap, you're
Crap Baby
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
And the whole town has to
Agree with me
(And the whole town has to
Agree with me)
Woo!
(Just to tell you once again)

You Know you're crap, you're crap-
You Know It
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You Know you're crap-You
Know-Hoo!
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
You Know you're crap-you're crap-
You Know It, You Know
(Crap crap-Really, Really crap)
And the whole town has to
Agree with me
(And the whole town has to
Agree with me)
Just to tell you once again . . .
(Just to tell you once
Again . . .)
Who's crap?
BTW, if you write a parody about another parodist, and it's not making fun of them, can you submit it? Cuz I wanna ask iisryan something, and, for me, comments don't really work.

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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Stephen Harrington - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes you can, as long as doesn't bash them. Someone did one about me before. BTW, 555, good one. Stephen aka Step-chan.
Andrea Huckstep - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I think my idea for a Strong Bad parody's been taken...
bobpiecheese - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
BTW, Stephen, I was gonna submit an album cover to go with this, but it said 'cannot find an image for the URL specified'. Would you know what's the deal with that?
Cat - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't know at first that it was Strong Bad talking, so I thought YOU were bashing Homestar. Thankfully, I was mistaken. 4's, I adore Homestar Runner, but this was a bit repetitive, needs more variety.
Joel Martinez - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm guessing this has something corresponding to the album parody too, huh?
bobpiecheese - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't remember which came first: the parody or the album cover parody. Whichever came first, the other came from it.

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