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Song Parodies -> "Shady Tricks"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Kids"

Original Performer:

Ke$ha ft. will.i.am

Parody Song Title:

"Shady Tricks"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Some people just aren't as subtle as they think they are...
You-ou know, call me a dumbarse
I think you're up to somethin', so-ome plan with sev'ral parts
But you're not hidin' it, it's qui-uite the farce
I might seem like a dunce, but it isn't that hard
Ain't that hard, that hard, that hard, that hard, that ha-ard
To see your tricks, your shady, your shady tri-icks
Ain't that hard, that hard, that hard, that hard, that ha-ard
Your shady tricks aren't hidden, you're failin' shady, dipshit

I see ya in the scrub, polishin' that gun
Ain't some bad innuendo that I'm sayin', can it, bu-ud
I'm not stupid, plan will be fruitless, cause I'll be ruthless
Because I see you stoopin' to hide that dagger you've got, dude
Ain't some comedic movie where the foe has no clue, see
I know you're tryna do me in, so your beige trenchcoats don't fool me
That 'stache gave me huge yucks, you must have brains like fungus
So just who you tryna trick, bud? You ain't shady, shady, shady, shady

I-I know that this may seem harsh
But your plan's the worst one of a-all time, one great big farce
Cause you're not hidin' it at a-all, dumbarse
Your codes aren't clever, bud, it really ain't that hard
Not that hard, that hard, that hard, that hard, that ha-ard
To see your tricks, your shady, your shady tri-icks
Not that hard, that hard, that hard, that hard, that ha-ard
Your shady tricks aren't hidden, you fail at shady, dipshit

It's obvious you'll stumble and I won't be in trouble
You're the fool who'd shoot their foot off, look down the muzzle
Can't build any death trap at all, all you do is fumble
So you'd best give up or not, worth a chuckle
Like a Looney Tunes live play, pop your overconfident bubble
Ju-just whacked your own damn face with your own spiky cudgel, wait
Maybe I should stop you, but my drink might lose it's bubbles
And hey, you're tryna axe me, so it's karma how you crumble

I-I know that murder is hard
Not from experience, it's ju-ust logic, lots of parts
To keep track of, so it's not you-ou, dumbarse
So obvious you want to stab me, it's not hard
Nope, not hard, not hard, not hard, not hard, not ha-ard
To see your tricks, your shady, your shady tri-icks
It's not hard, not hard, not hard, not hard, not ha-ard
Your shady tricks aren't hidden, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no

Taken you this lo-ong to hatch this plo-o-ot
And it's not a shady one
Cause I've known ev'ry de-etail since the da-a-a-a-awn
You should know you've ha-a-ardly ma-a-ade a step
Towards enactin' you-our so-called "bi-ig revenge"
Just cause you lost at ca-ards so damn ha-ard that your ca-ar's now in my-y gara-age

You-ou know, you took that too hard
Was your fault for bettin' your Fo-ord when you had shit cards
Your bluff was obvious, maybe-e this farce
Is just like that game, cause it really ain't that hard
Ain't that hard, that hard, that hard, that hard, that ha-ard
To see your tricks, your shady, your shady tri-icks
Ain't that hard, that hard, that hard, that hard, that ha-ard
Your shady tricks aren't hidden, you're failin' shady, dipshit

'"A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"

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