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Song Parodies -> "Cooked Buns"

Original Song Title:

"Good Ones"

Original Performer:

Charli XCX

Parody Song Title:

"Cooked Buns"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My ass is on fire! My ass is on fi-i-i-i-ire!
I was too hasty to season
My steak so it still cooked even
Now I've made a mess, the worst part's below
I have to say that cooked buns blow
I think I'd rather have straight up missed it
And cooked my calves and heels, still hurt like shit
But it's far less embarrassing to know
What I mean by my cooked buns, bro

Although it could've been worse, still could've been better
And I now I don't know which cheek pair is redder
I envy flat buns, would've missed the blow
I can't wait 'til my cooked buns go
Because, I can't lie, cooked buns blow
Havin' these cooked buns blows
I don't want cooked buns

Must take it easy when lyin'
In a chair or bed, whichever, it's so tryin'
And when I walk away, my gait looks so
Bizarre, man, havin' cooked buns blows

I should be grateful that grease did not reach my nethers
But that's small comfort when the slightest pressure
On my hot-ass buns makes all the tears flow
So many ways that cooked buns blow
No way that they don't, cooked buns blow (oh-oh-oh, oh)
Havin' these cooked buns blows (yeah, yeah)
I hate my cooked buns, bro (and now you know why I've not worn pants in forever, ever, ever)
Stupid-ass cooked buns blow (and why the number of fans here's no error, error, error)
When will these cooked buns go?

Can people stop putting the word "good" in song titles, please? It's harder to rhyme than you'd think.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Me - November 16, 2022 - Report this comment
Perhaps whoever was leaving the bogus votes realises the net is closing.

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