-> "Say Goodbye To Forum Trolls"
Original Song Title:
"Say Goodbye To Hollywood" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Say Goodbye To Forum Trolls"
Bobby's turnin' on his 'puter tonight
Flashing lights from his Windows 'welcome' screen
Well, you may think the internet is for porn
That's not all, there's a thriving social scene
Say h3ll0 to 'Pedia
Say heLlo to Myspace
Say hEll0 to Wikia
Say H3lLo to book: Face
Johnny is your average, typical troll
"You've no soul, if you like this worthless whore"
And Bobby, well, he doesn't know what to do
Not sure if he feels right here anymore
Say g0odby3 to 'Pedia
Say goOdBye to Myspace
Say gOodby3 to Wikia
Say g00dbYe to book: Face
Johnny keeps trollin' fast
It must be a crime
His logic breaks Bob's brain, sir
Johnny's way outta line
Bob doesn't have friends
On this forum for Bleach, sir
For Bleach, sir
So Bobby's hittin' the proverbial tracks
Couldn't face the troll again
The constant barrage of "n0 wAI" and "STFU"
Bob's afraid he'll be called a n00b again
Say gOodby3, IMDB
Say g00dbYe to 4chan
Say g0odby3, GITP
Say goOdBye to fun LANs
Bobby sits on his chair
He is still online
He doesn't post a thing, sir
He just watches in shock
Guys come to defend
And take out their banhammers
So Bob replies with "Can I learn to do that?"
They say "It is easy, friend"
Inbox is flooded with friend requests and tips
How to stick to one's guns and try again
Say goodbye to forum trolls
Say goodbye, they're so screwed
Say hello to mod status
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