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Song Parodies -> "Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Tongue"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

In response to Yet Another Dutchman, I had to resubmit this.
I'm tired of eating what you want me to eat
Feeling so hungry, it's making me angry
Don't know what I should have just for lunch
Put inside the oven a pie with extra sauce
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
Every bite that I take is another tastebud that's burnt
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

Can't you see that I'm putting ice on it
Holding it tightly afraid that it'll fall off
Cause that small pie that I thought I could eat
Has burned of my tonsils right infront of you
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
Every bite that I take is another tastebud that's burnt
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
And every second I waste is more pain that I take

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

And I know
I may end up burning too
But I know
You are just like me with some burning pie filling in you

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Abbott Skelding - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny, love the origonal, 5s all the way
Yet Another Dutchman - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry for my late comment to this re-submission. Heh... This parody sounds like something Linkin Park could write their next song about.

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