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Song Parodies -> "I Think I'm an Android"

Original Song Title:

"I Think I'm Paranoid"

Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I'm an Android"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Truly the technophobe's greatest fear...
Tap my foot and it goes clunk
I don't think that's normal, bud
And I've no prosthetics, true
I just hope my guess gets disproved
I think I'm an android
Not born, created
I think I'm an android
Far from elated

Tell me, tell me that I'm flesh and blood, please
Prove that it's not true
Help me, help me cause I don't want to be
A synthetic dude

Freakin' out, there's no give in my skin
Each move comes with a whir or click
You think I'm crazy, but this hole
In my left armpit should shock your soul
I think I'm an android
Skynet related
I think I'm an android
Whole life negated

Tell me, tell me that this is a bad dream
Cause this can't be true
Help me, help me, are all my memories
Pre-programmed? Confused, don't know, don't know, don't know

I think I'm an android
I think I'm an android

Tell me, tell me my brain's no hard drive, please
That my heart beats true
Help me, help me, I can see a HUD screen
Faintly in my view

Pinch me, pinch me, make me wake up quickly
Slap me, slap me, cause I must be tipsy
Punch me, punch me, knock me out to wake me
Cut me, cut me, show that blood's what I bleed

Tell me, tell me that the proof that I see
Are pranks by some big douche, then I'll feel alright
Help me, help me, or at least reboot me
Then I'll forget the truth and I'll be alright

I was gonna make a snarky remark along the lines of "I think [fictional character who turns out to be a robot] is overreacting", but I couldn't find an example that had a similar scenario to my parody, so let's all just dream about what could've been...

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