Song Parodies -> Hurt Strong Sad
| Original Song Title: | "Hurts So Bad" |
| Original Performer: | Anthony Callea |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hurt Strong Sad" |
| Parody Written by: | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
Yep, a second Homestarrunner.com related parody. Much easier to write than 'Homestar'. Obvious, really. Rap versus pop, which do you think is easier to parody?
It's an obsession now
Time after time I beat up you
A little hilarious
You're fat like a tub but you're soft like some poo
It would be easier
If I could only kill your mind
Not hurting is killing me
I am trying to be cruel 'coz it's posted worldwide
Chorus:
Do you know what you're eating cuz you are so fat
I can't hear what you're saying when you talk like that
Did I do my job cos I knew I should
Holy crap it feels so good
When I hurt Strong Sad
Are you depressable
How many haikus have you said
When will you let me know
Can I give you a new bellybutton, it drills
Do you belive in pain
How can you not, it's all I give
You're making it hard for me
I know what I'm doing, so won't you please hold still
Chorus:
Do you know what you're feeling when I drill your fat
I don't care what you're screaming when I punch you back
Did I do my job cos I knew I should
Holy crap it feels so good
When I hurt Strong Sad
What can I do to make you go away
You've got to know that you're making me angry
You're my brother: baby, I don't want that
How shall I hurt Strong Sad?
Chorus:
Do you know what you're eating cuz you are so fat
I can't hear what you're saying when you talk like that
Did I do my job cos I knew I should
Holy crap it feels so good
When I hurt Strong Sad...
Time after time I beat up you
A little hilarious
You're fat like a tub but you're soft like some poo
It would be easier
If I could only kill your mind
Not hurting is killing me
I am trying to be cruel 'coz it's posted worldwide
Chorus:
Do you know what you're eating cuz you are so fat
I can't hear what you're saying when you talk like that
Did I do my job cos I knew I should
Holy crap it feels so good
When I hurt Strong Sad
Are you depressable
How many haikus have you said
When will you let me know
Can I give you a new bellybutton, it drills
Do you belive in pain
How can you not, it's all I give
You're making it hard for me
I know what I'm doing, so won't you please hold still
Chorus:
Do you know what you're feeling when I drill your fat
I don't care what you're screaming when I punch you back
Did I do my job cos I knew I should
Holy crap it feels so good
When I hurt Strong Sad
What can I do to make you go away
You've got to know that you're making me angry
You're my brother: baby, I don't want that
How shall I hurt Strong Sad?
Chorus:
Do you know what you're eating cuz you are so fat
I can't hear what you're saying when you talk like that
Did I do my job cos I knew I should
Holy crap it feels so good
When I hurt Strong Sad...
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Anthony Callea album at Amazon.com
Hurts So Bad album at Amazon.com
Prayer album at Amazon.com
