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Song Parodies -> "Find My Bags"

Original Song Title:

"Swing Ya Rag"

Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"Find My Bags"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This is what happens when you don't keep track of where you keep all of your crap.
Dude, dude
Check it, I'll be out of the house, peace out, man (buh-bye)
A holiday, day, day, day
To the bay, bay, bay (Wish me well!)

Alright (alright), okay (okay)
I'll be on (I'll be on), my way
I'll just find my luggage bags, bit redundant but I don't care
Where my stupid bags at, I know I put them somewhere
Alright (alright), okay (okay)
I'll be on (I'll be on), my way
Gotta find my bloody bags, but I just can't remember where
I put the damn bags, could be in the cellar, I'll check
(well, dang)

Checkin' my cellar for my luggage bags
It's kinda spooky, I can't see for crap
Full of stacks, of old crap, so high, man
Lightbulb has cracked, no replacements on hand, bugger
Got no flashlight, homes, what did I step on?
Made a crunch and oh, it's all on my brand new thongs
So I stumble round, my pants are now brown
I'm runnin' out of time, the pizza's due now
If he comes now, I can't run down
To the door, hear the doorbell, I'm so fucked now
So I just grab something that's closest to my hands
Fumble, find the stairs and up, fuck, it's a sleeping bag!

Alright (alright), okay (okay)
I'll be on (I'll be on), my way
I'll just drop the sleeping bag, it breaks something but I don't care
Where'd I put my cash at, I know I put it somewhere
Alright (alright), okay (okay)
At the door (at the door), I pay
Now to find my bloody bags, once I've finished my dinner, yeah
There's my stupid flashlight, wonder why I put it there
(Just, dang!)

I said "Whoa, I'm a dummy" I left it in the laundry
I'm checkin' it, it's workin', now searchin' for my baggies
A dead cocky's one the floor, it's gooey, think I need to vomit
Keep it down, busy workin', I'll keep that for watchin' Norbit
Now I turn my flashlight on (on), shine it at the walls (walls)
I hope to see my bags, but all I'm seein' is fuck all
Sure, there are some boxes of crap
But all of that ain't my luggage bags!
Damnit, I thought I was gonna find my bags real fast
Instead with all these problems, gettin' nowhere fast
I know I just rhymed the same thing
Cuz, homie, all these problems make it real hard to think!

Alright (alright), okay (okay)
I'll be on (I'll be on), my way
I can't find my fucking bags, now I'm pulling out all my hair
There's a lot of that, man, I haven't cut it in years
Alright (alright), okay (okay)
I'll be on (I'll be on), my way
Need to find my bloody bags, before I go completely spare
That means "goin' mad", thought I'd clarify that one, yeah
(Weird slang!)

I'm gettin' pissed off (today) can't find my bags, y'all (that's right)
I found one filled with golf clubs, wrong kind of bag, dawg (crap)
But it won't be long, 'til the plane takes off
I left this late, friggin' duh, got a phone call
I pull my cell out (that's right) my pocket, back right
And I ask "This is Matt, who this at?" some guy
Sayin' "Matt, this is your new airport friend
Your flight's been cancelled, will this news cause a problem?"

I'm fine (I'm fine), okay (okay)
I don't care (I don't care) no way
I'm just lookin' for my bags, I've spent the whole night doing this
Now you tell me that the next flight is in a few weeks
I'm fine (I'm fine), really (really)
I don't care (I don't care) peachy
I'll just do the fucking bag search tomorrow or somethin', yeah
I'll just clean my pants out, and swear 'til I'm out of air
Thanks!

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Blaydeman - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Great work here TCOP! I thought it was really funny how you poked fun at yourself and the writing style you used in the song. The pacing was really good, and this is a hard song to pace (I now from experience). Awesome job on this one.
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Good idea to a terrible TOS (Well in my opinion anyway)
Ethan Mawyer - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree that this was a nice idea to a ridiculous song, and it seems well paced, but the down sides are that the shortcomings of the original song take away from the recognition factor that fuels many parodies and the profanity in this one seemed unnecessary.
Matthias - April 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Doing parodies about unusual topics such as this can be hard. I got lucky with "Belly Flop" this one seemed like you ran out of steam. Not to mention I hated the original song. I've seen better from you T-Cop but this one wasn't too bad.
Porfle Popnecker - April 07, 2012 - Report this comment
It bagged me that you never found your bugs!
Mark Scotti - April 10, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Your song carries a lot of "luggage" with it... lol
Blaydeman - April 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still like this one a lot. And I'm thinking about bringing back the Hip-Hop Specialist Competition from its hiatus. We'll have to see!
Agrimorfee - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Your specialty is taking a spot of 21st century mediocrity and putting it under a microscope, so to speak. This went along that line, but not one of your best. Just a bit confusing for me about the concept until halfway in.
Abbott Skelding - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice job, I never heard the original song before but you did a nice job going with the original

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