-> "Green Means Go"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Go"
Parody Song Title:
"Green Means Go"
The traffic grinds to a halt, I ask why
There's no roadworks to be seen
There's no scene of devasta-ation
No-one's crashed their car, it seems
Yet no-one's moving, don't like being stuck insi-ide
Who's the cause of this? Gonna smack their hide
Wait, you've got to be kidding me
There's some moron texting though the light's green
Can't he hear all our horns honk so-o?
Man, what a schmoe
Green means go, that means go
Put your mobile down, you dork
When it goes green, you go-o
Your attention level's poo-oor
I do-on't care
What your pal wants to say
I want to drive on
And your worthless ass is right in the way
See, I've got a fair distance
To travel to the mall
But your stupid ass, it blo-ocks me
The whole damn lane you've sta-alled
I wouldn't care if there were two
Lanes going this way, cause I'd move
There's only one and so you see-ee
Green means go, therefore go
Are you just simply colourbli-i-ind?
Green means go, friggin' go-o
Put the phone down and dri-ive
I'm full of rage
Wanna smash your balls
There's a cacophony of car horns honking loud
How can you not hear that, is your car airtight from the sou-ound?
Wish you had passengers that could give you a slap
Wait, I see one in there, she's also texting cra-ap
Green light glo-ows, that means go
'Bout four miles of traffic here clo-o-ogged
Green means go, so just go-o-o
And turn your damn phone o-off
The time drags
I'll be here all da-a-a-ay
Pay attention, clod
Before I decide to smash in your face
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