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Song Parodies -> "Green Means Go"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Go"

Original Performer:

Idina Menzel

Parody Song Title:

"Green Means Go"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Do What You Wanna Do" self-challenge. I've done a lot of parodies involving shenanigans in traffic. Here's another!
The traffic grinds to a halt, I ask why
There's no roadworks to be seen
There's no scene of devasta-ation
No-one's crashed their car, it seems
Yet no-one's moving, don't like being stuck insi-ide
Who's the cause of this? Gonna smack their hide
Wait, you've got to be kidding me
There's some moron texting though the light's green
Can't he hear all our horns honk so-o?
Man, what a schmoe

Green means go, that means go
Put your mobile down, you dork
When it goes green, you go-o
Your attention level's poo-oor
I do-on't care
What your pal wants to say
I want to drive on
And your worthless ass is right in the way

See, I've got a fair distance
To travel to the mall
But your stupid ass, it blo-ocks me
The whole damn lane you've sta-alled
I wouldn't care if there were two
Lanes going this way, cause I'd move
There's only one and so you see-ee
I'm peeved

Green means go, therefore go
Are you just simply colourbli-i-ind?
Green means go, friggin' go-o
Put the phone down and dri-ive
I'm full of rage
Wanna smash your balls

There's a cacophony of car horns honking loud
How can you not hear that, is your car airtight from the sou-ound?
Wish you had passengers that could give you a slap
Wait, I see one in there, she's also texting cra-ap

Green light glo-ows, that means go
'Bout four miles of traffic here clo-o-ogged
Green means go, so just go-o-o
And turn your damn phone o-off
The time drags
I'll be here all da-a-a-ay
Pay attention, clod
Before I decide to smash in your face

So, this song hit number 5 in America. I like to think it's mainly due to Youtube streams, and that's fine by me because a) it's a great song and b) it's a much better song to succeed through the 'Tube than friggin' Harlem Shake.

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Jonathan - January 07, 2015 - Report this comment
this parody had some real Drive to it! too bad the same couldn't be said of the "texter" you described! 5's and yes this song was a #5. hit if you ask me it should've gone all the way to the top! :)
Random idiot - May 01, 2024 - Report this comment
Bro, your parodies about driving are absolutely spot-on. 555!!!!
bobpiecheese - May 02, 2024 - Report this comment
Why thank you, Random idiot! It's funny that you commented on this one specifically, since (spoilers) I've got one about the exact opposite problem planned for Monday, so stay tuned on that one...

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