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Song Parodies -> "Shouldn't Sing"

Original Song Title:

"7 Things"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Shouldn't Sing"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When a friend has absolutely no vocal talent, despite what their brain tells them...
Said this before
Up
Your
Shut

I don't know if you've heard this
But the truth must be lai-aid bare
You've got a completely hideous
Voice that should not be shared
An obnoxious whine, please stop it
Almost comical the way that you bla-are
Though I could do without the pai-ain
You bring to my head, please refrain
You hurt my ears, oh-oh dear

You shouldn't sing, you suck at it, du-ude
You shouldn't sing, your efforts are cru-u-ude
So-o crude
My brain's in pain, the only cure
I can see for the hu-urt
You give me, man, it's easy, right
Take your li-ips and zip 'em ti-i-ight
Sound like a jerk?
Least I don't sound li-ike a dyin' he-erd
Of llamas like somebody I-I kno-o-ow
Man, you shouldn't si-ing, the best thing that you ca-an do-o
Is shu-ut up, it's true-ue

You need to stay silent
So my dog stops barkin', mate
All songs get belted so loud
Even ballads, no more, please
When you sing it, you ruin it
Need to quit it for a minute or a year
Oh, I'll get off your ba-ack
If you stop meltin' my ea-ea-ears

You shouldn't sing, you suck at it, dude
You strain in vain to sing The Cure
And yet somehow you're su-ure
Your voice is like angels from high
More like Sa-atan's matin' cry-y
Call me a jerk
Not the only o-one who's brain plain hu-urts
Friends, family-y, even Crazy-y Joe-oe-oe
Say you shouldn't si-ing, it's the worst thing that you-ou do-o
It's why-y we hate you-ou-ou

Fine, that's an exaggera-ation
There's a lot 'bout you to li-ike
However, still needs sa-ayin'
Your singin' skills a-are shi-ite

You shouldn't sing, you suck at it, dude
Don't blame your lack of trainin', man
Steve has none, he just sounds bla-and
Your voice is crap, it's hard to hide
When you shatter glass when you go hi-i-igh
That crap won't fly
If you dare to try-y karaoke-e li-ive
You'd better wi-ish rotten toma-atoe-oe-oes
Is all that they fli-ing when they listen to wha-at you-ou, oh-oh-oh
Call "mu-usic", it's true-ue-ue-ue
Shut up
It's true-ue, oh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (zip it tight, right)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

And no, the friend's name isn't Miley. Too obvious and too cheap a joke.

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