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Song Parodies -> "Slobbin' It Old School"

Original Song Title:

"Rock 'n' Roll High School"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Slobbin' It Old School"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Not based on anyone I know. I hope...people on the internets are not as they appear...
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school

Ain't cut my hair since I was three
Slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
Can only cook a can o' beans
Slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
I don't care if my breath stinks
I've got green stuff in the sink
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school

Well, I can't be stuffed going out, you know
Slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
I order Chinese, so thank you, Wu!
Slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
The only time I get out of my seat
Is when my food is dropped off for me
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school

Eat junk, slobbin' it old school
It's fun, slobbin' it old school
Watch crud, TV's my life, fool
Scratch butt, it's itchy, scratch butt, so itchy
Scratch it, scratch it
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
Ice, Ice, Ice, Iced Coffee's my drink, fool!

My life revolves around TV
Slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
I've glued myself into my seat
Slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
I'll survive off fish and chips
Sorry if I let one rip
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school

Eat crud, slobbin' it old school
Do stuff, slobbin' it old school
Game fun, on my laptop, fool
Download, some music, download, much music
Don't like, to move
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it old school
Slob, slob, slob, slob, possibly new school
Slob, slob, slob, slob, don't know the dif, fool
Slob, slob, slob, slob, slobbin' it all schools!
dif=difference

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Peter Andersson - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
What is this? Ramones' Day? Good parody, I liked it, reminded me of... old me, he-he. One thing though, to me it felt like you took the edge of it with laptops and downloads in the last paragraph, that's not very old school methinks.
Jason - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job.
UnKNownVotress - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Mighty Conq, if you help me put on 'that apron' . . . I'll cook your can o' Beans, Sir !
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well said. This song was very cool and at the same time amusing. Good job, keep it up bud.
Matthias - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
This is more about being lazy than it is being a slob... This is a good parody, but I would have perferred more humor about you being messy rather than lazy.
Agrimorfee - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It was pretty random in its goals of slobbiness.
Rex - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You captured the "lazy slob" image pretty good, but somehow the PC games and music downloads didn't seem to fit for me.
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Peter, interesting you should ask. . .you really should check out Artistry, you can enter whenever you want--while sitting out artists you don't wanna write for, it's a fun contest. . .anyhow, This one was alright TCOP, though I must have missed something. It seems that The Ramones are a hard group to parody--no killer comedy, but well rounded and entertaining.
Jeff Reuben - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Phew, I was almost too lazy to comment! This was a fun, dirty little song :)
Invisible Boy - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny...now take these 5s and go clean your room !
Dr Music - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Good show. Reminds me of the good times in the 1990's where you would get up every morning to watch Rocko's Modern Life or Catdog and come home from school to watch something like Beetleborgs or Power Rangers. Such a pitty Saban is now owned by Disney now.

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