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Song Parodies -> "Thug Expendable"

Original Song Title:

"Love Incredible"

Original Performer:

Cashmere Cat ft. Camila Cabello

Parody Song Title:

"Thug Expendable"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If you kill the villain, you will be just as bad as he is. Don't worry about the acres of mooks you just plowed through, no-one cares about them.
Bad guys have been stealin', been stealin' real fancy stuff to sell it slowly
'Cause all in one lump seems a little suspicious, the wrong eyes look closely
Two of those are mine, true, so I will find you, fight you, beat you
But I won't kill you, you must face justice, never free you

As I bust my way through to come and defeat you
Lots of nameless dudes in my way, they can't report to you, so they must eat the pavement

This thug's expendable-pendable, I've got zero mercy for 'em, buddy
Their head will meet the floor, through the floor, to a pulp
Expendable-pendable, I won't show 'em mercy, beat 'em bloody
Once I burst through the door, they'll have holes in their gut

It's not gonna hurt for too long, I just hope that my gloves aren't too bloody, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
I don't want my handcuffs to slip which'll make me look terribly silly

Clearin' out ev'ry room makin' my way to you
Don't want you to use anybody else to gain advantage in the fight from numbers

This thug's expendable-pendable, I've got zero mercy for 'em, buddy
They knew what they signed on for, they love dirty jobs
Expendable-pendable, I won't show 'em mercy, beat 'em bloody
If some just need the dosh for their sons, ain't my fault

They'll eat floor 'cause I want you to stop
Se-Se-Se-Se-Sending more of your thugs to steal stuff
You suck
'Cau-'Cau-'Cau-'Cau-'Cause you force me to gore, thug's expendable

Each thug
Each thug, thug's expendable
Each thug
Each thug, thug

Okay, I guess I'm not going through the USoP rigmarole just yet. Sometime in the next coupla weeks, though...

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