A little game of cards, I feel that shouldn't take that much set-up
Hate wastin' time, pain in the behind
Meant to be a game and a meal but will the former ever come?
Stop stallin', please, don't care 'bout this scene
Fancy-ass demonstration, I'm sure you worked hard (hey)
Looks nice, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

But come on, get to the point, we're not needin'
All of the flourishes you seem to love to show
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah (whoo!)
I wanna play, not just wait, lost my patience
Come on, today would be nice or get strangled, oh
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah

I may like entertainment, but there's limitations, this is one
Please make it stop, give the cards, you clot
I just asked you to shuffle, takes ten seconds, take or give
Reversed the phrase, see, brain's started to leak
Is this some weird distraction from a thief-in-arms (hey)?
It could be, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

Whatever, stop horsin' 'round, we don't need this
Just want a hand so the losers can be on show
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' (whoo!), oh yeah-eah (whoo!)
We wanna play, we're not made out of patience
And we're not babies who need keys to dangle, oh
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' (yeah-ee-yeah-eah), oh yeah-eah

Hey! Whoo! C'mon
I can feel erosion (hey) upon the skin on my face (on my face)
Slowed down all motion besides your dumb display
In boredom (boredom), I'm frozen (frozen), I wish you would join us, mate
'Fore an ('fore an) explosion (-splosion), just cut the crap and play (play, please)
Cut and play (play, please), cut and play (cut the crap and play), cut and play
Ah-ah-ah

Just get it done, I don't want to start feedin'
These chips we have here unused down your stupid throat
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' (oh-ooh-whoa-oh), oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin' ( yeah, yeah, yeah), oh yeah-eah (whoo!)
Sure, you can say that you're makin' it safer
And while I hate cheaters, you need a manglin' (yeah-eah-eah), oh
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', oh yeah-eah

Come on, five cards per seat now, mmm, cut to the dealin'
Not gonna clap, you're a douche, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, yeah
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', come on, man, cut to the dealin'
Come on, man, cut to the dealin', come on, man, cut to the dealin'