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Song Parodies -> "That's Not Weird Al!"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"That's Not Weird Al!"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

In the same vein of this. I'm not as proud of this as I am of my previous one, but who cares? Enjoy! I used this as a resource.
This line is pointless
(Had to sneak that in there)

"Weird Al" Yankovic
A parodist
Eleven albums
Are on his list
But losers on the Internet
Had to go and wreck it all
Recording parodies, with Al's
Name, I am appalled

That's not Weird Al!
That ain't Weird Al!
Just ain't Weird Al, so true
"Y.O.D.A."
And "Born In East L.A."
And I bet Al won't have fun
If he hears that "Cows With Guns"

"Baby Got No Back"
Or "Baby Got Jack"
Either way, the artist was prob'ly
Smokin' crack
And I don't think that "Barney's On Fire"
Will be played at Al's next concert; I ain't a liar!

That's not Weird Al!
The real Weird Al
Won't be a pal with you
If you say that
"Star Wars Gangsta Rap"
Is by him, and he has cracked
On his website's Ask Al FAQ

"Real Slim Santa"
"Land of Napster"*
The "Star Wars Cantina"

I am appalled!
No proof at all
That they're by Al, it's true
"The Devil Went Down To Jamaica" ain't by him
"Rice, Rice, Baby" has never crossed his mind

Those losers must face the truth
If you do that, you're a tool**
* Supposed to be "Napster Land", which is supposed to be "Internet Sandman". I just had to make it fit the pacing for those 'la-la' bits.**'That' means 'recording a parody which isn't good on way or another and putting it under Al's name'.

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 21

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Joel Martinez - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
We all know thats not him, but can we help it? A lot of people like weird Al enough to put parodies they made out into the world( despite the fact they contain curse words EVERYONE knows Al would never use). In fact, by the time his next album comes out (which is right around the corner), all those "losers on the internet" will probably resume the job they were doing 3 years ago. Still, great work you've done on pointing that all out for us.555
MrMacphisto - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Good spin on a banal original... 5-5-5
Charnstar - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Truly loved it, 5-5-5 to the MAXIMUM
atomic - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
very good 5-5-5
Rick C - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like this OS is going to become an Amiright mainstay. Great idea and parody. 555
Stuart McArthur - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
nice idea, nicely done, bobpie - 555
Chris Bodily TM - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, I gotta come up with a parody of this song, but I can't think of anything that rhymes with "Beautiful." I loved the idea, and you nailed the execution. How in the world did you come up with such a great send-up? 555
magnolia fan - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
man, why does everybody believe in brownnosing and kissing up to weird al? YOU WILL NOT SCORE BROWNIE POINTS THIS WAY! put out funny parodies, please! if you want kiss up to someone, move to north korea - kim jung il loves it!
bobpiecheese - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I am not kissing up to Al. I am making a statement. I am trying to get a parody of the horrible OS in. I don't believe in brown nosing ANYBODY.
Adagio - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM Good song. I couldn't d/l it, so DKTOS
wannabemustangjockey - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - For some reason I couldn't remember this OS...I know I've heard it before.
bobpiecheese - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Joel: Precisely. MrMacphisto, Charnstar, atomic + Rick: Thanx. Chris: It's called the "talking-to-myself-in-the-shower" technique. I use it. Cat uses it. Maybe you could use it. wannabemustangjockey: Which is exactly why I provided an mp3, which I do for almost every contest I enter. I just like being nice.
Cat - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It's about time someone shed light on this subject. Nice one, Pieman. (and thanks for helping spread my "technique!")
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Who's Weird Al? ;-)
Max Power - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Alright
tomario - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
like magnolia fan i dont see the appeal of weird al but i liked the parody.
wannabemustangjockey - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
bobpiecheese: Due to my inability to see the forest for the trees, I somehow didn't notice the MP3 when I posted that comment. So sue me.
Matthias - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe not Al, but Barney's on Fire is still a good song, just like this one!
Rick C - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As I said before, great idea and parody.
Red Ant - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I run across songs all the time that are credited to Weird Al, but aren't his, though I wish he did "Masturbator"; it's possibly the funniest 1:30 of music I've ever heard, and is a million percent better than TOS. Anyways, informative parody here pieman, and you've earned your 5s.
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A lot of people have really upped their games this month, and you're playing with the big boys with this gem, bob. Informative, chucklesome, and technically well written. Great job. 555
Johnny D - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A parody of a much-deserving-to-be-parodied-OS that parodies the reigning commercial king of parodies! Truly a META-PARODY!
Stuart McArthur - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) actually a nice and well-docemented tribute to Weird Al and his back catalogue, bobpie - great job
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought I'd commented on this already... kind of fun, great idea for a parody.
Arwen - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...nice job here!
pox911 - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow. I notice no rhythm, no set # of syllables, and no rhyme scheme. Call me a geek, but seriously, Shakespeare could have done better.
Dylan Baranski - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, I never thought that someone would do a parody about fake Weird Al songs! 5-5-5 for you! Even though they're not Weird Al, some of my favorites are (real artists are in parentheses): "Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck" (Da Yoopers), "I'm A Wigga" (unknown, presumably WWA), & "Star Wars Theme: Disco Version (Meco Monardo). BTW, Baby Got No Back is just a mis-title of "Baby Got Jack" as far as I'm concerned. Also, for a list of songs misattributed to Weird Al, go to any one of the following websites: free.house.cx/~eil/etc/notal_list.html, www.com-www.com/weirdal/notbyal.html, or www.geocities.com/phillipriley/csna.html.
Libbie - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
In regards to Dylan: I'm a wigga was done by Carl the wigga. Go check him out at www.myspace.com/bloodyfetus.
Below Average Dave - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Missing from this list of Non Weird Al Parodies is "Ugly Girl", "Elmo's Got A Gun", "Please Don't Wear That Thong" among others. . .but excellent parody, and AGREED, people should take credit for their OWN PARODIES!!!
LPG-Unit - January 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice one you got there, although I got stuck in some parts... - Blake = )
martyn mercer uk - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
hey, nice song, i'm trying to get my james blunt parody on here but i'm on a library computer so time's limited but i will one day..
Antony - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment
You are right except there is one problem with the song, Star Wars Gangsta Rap is by him. Check his official sites archive.

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