-> "Furry Creature"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Creature" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Furry creature come my way
But I dunno what the hell's its name
Shuffles up, it's so cute, no?
But its species is vague
S'probably not a dog or cat
Now he gives my face a lick
I said "Oh shit, you're mine, ha!"
Furry creature, not rabbit
Hope it isn't rabid too
Maybe it will kill my town
But I can't just run away
So I put my stuff in my jeep
The creature sits in my lap
I just wanna hug it sick
But I don't know what it is
I just gotta guess, I just gotta guess
I just gotta, I just gotta guess it's type
Furry creature's something and I
Gotta figure out just what kind
I am racking my brains
To find out what Steeljaw is
(I called it that because
It nearly bit my hand off!)
Gotta measure it's size
Head to the tail's tip
Furry creature hurts my head
Exactly what is it? Shit!
Maybe Google knows, maybe Google knows
I trust Google, Google help me with my plight
And Steeljaw is waiting for me
Can't think and feed at the same time
Ev'ry time I think that furry creature
Reminds me it can bite
Furry creature, here's your type!
Found it in a magazine
I don't often read these things
Doc takes too long, it seems
The animal that you are -
Japanese raccoon dog -
I did not know they exist
Tanukis are from folklore
I know what you are, I know what you are
I know what you are, you're a tanuki, okay, raccoon dog
Furry creature's got me 'cause I
Thought it was a mythical kind (yeah)
I know what you are now, maybe change your name to Heinrad, alright!
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