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Song Parodies -> "Furry Creature"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Creature"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Split Enz

Parody Song Title:

"Furry Creature"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY HERE. WAAAAAAAAAAAR (Chewbacca growl).
Furry creature come my way
But I dunno what the hell's its name
Shuffles up, it's so cute, no?
But its species is vague
S'probably not a dog or cat
Now he gives my face a lick
I said "Oh shit, you're mine, ha!"

Furry creature, not rabbit
Hope it isn't rabid too
Maybe it will kill my town
But I can't just run away
So I put my stuff in my jeep
The creature sits in my lap
I just wanna hug it sick
But I don't know what it is

I just gotta guess, I just gotta guess
I just gotta, I just gotta guess it's type
Furry creature's something and I
Gotta figure out just what kind

I am racking my brains
To find out what Steeljaw is
(I called it that because
It nearly bit my hand off!)
Gotta measure it's size
Head to the tail's tip
Furry creature hurts my head
Exactly what is it? Shit!

Maybe Google knows, maybe Google knows
I trust Google, Google help me with my plight
And Steeljaw is waiting for me
Can't think and feed at the same time
Ev'ry time I think that furry creature
Reminds me it can bite

(small instrumental)

Furry creature, here's your type!
Found it in a magazine
I don't often read these things
Doc takes too long, it seems
The animal that you are -
Japanese raccoon dog -
I did not know they exist
Tanukis are from folklore

I know what you are, I know what you are
I know what you are, you're a tanuki, okay, raccoon dog
Furry creature's got me 'cause I
Thought it was a mythical kind (yeah)
I know what you are now, maybe change your name to Heinrad, alright!

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Matthias - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Another Transformers parody Conq? lol I did not expect that even coming from you. Intresting original song here too dude.
Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like a creature you can find in the book...of Revelation! ;D
norCalCougaress - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
grrrrrreat, sir !
Christie Marie M - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
What a grrrrrrrrr-eat ditty, conq! Ode to those Transformers! 555.
Phil Nelson - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
SKTOS (Should know the original song) because I'm a Neil Finn fan but anyway funny parody
Arwen - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I was totally on the edge of my seat wondering what kind of creature it was...=) L'd OL when it almost bit your hand off...
DJ Blaze - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
A tanuki? As in that suit from Mario 3? This was a very original concept, I didn't know whether to hug or shoot the critter! 555
Mark Scotti - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
That is one of my ALL TIME favorite Split Enz songs!! Muzzling you fives!!
Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: Never heard the original song, but great job!
Agrimorfee - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Haven't heard this OS in ages (since the early days of MTV), nice to hear it again. I know nothing about Transformers...I was imagining a creature like Stitch from Disne'ys "Lilo & Stitch". Well done.
Matthias - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I didn't even know that Transformers could be furry since you know they're made of metal and everything since you know they're robots... I dunno about this one T-Cop.
CougarWhiskers - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . . a little stubble never hurt anyone, eh Sir ?
bobpiecheese - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody is NOT about Transformers. I just used some of the names as a geeky reference. This irritates me more than it should. Also, yes TF's can be all fuzzy, look up the awesomeness that is Beast Wars.
Below Average Dave - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, TCOP, this is a. . .VERY odd parody . (Cougar Whiskers--see Stuble Hell by Mark Scotti) Very interesting parody TCOP, It is about a creature I've certainly never heard of, and being irritated when someone assumes your parody is about something its not is not 'more than it should' I understand where you are coming from on that feeling, I get that sometimes, so I can relate.
Andria - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC E & F) Odd, but nicely written.
DJ Blaze - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Rechecking this one out. I must say the OS is strange, but this one's just a good as I remember. 555

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