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Song Parodies -> "Honey Bee"

Original Song Title:

"Imma Be"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Honey Bee"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Don't Stop The Pop" self-challenge. I'm sure this joke has been done to death by now, but I used scientific names (Apidae - ap-i-day, BTW) so there!
Honey bee, honey bee, I'm a little honey bee
Honey bee, honey bee, Fuzzy little honey bee
Honey bee, honey bee, I'm a fuzzy honey bee

Honey bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a honey bee
Honey bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a honey bee
Honey bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a honey bee

Black and yellow like Khalif'
I'm a bee, rockin' that single-use sting
If you're allergic then I'm gonna screw with you
I'mma be scarin' with the bee version of "boo!"

I'm a bee, love pollen collectin'
Find a good stash of it, then I'mma show peeps where it is
How? Imma be dancin' like this
Odd, but that's just how it is

I'm a bee, go on, take pics, I love to fly and shit
Don't believe the scientists, I fly
Imma be buzzin' my wings
Don't make me thrust with my sting, stupid, stupid, buzz-ay

Imma, Imma buzzin' this-a way
Imma, Imma, Imma in the fam'ly Apidae
Find me anywhere, cause I'm a, I'm a common species
In the genus Apis, the kind that make honey

Honey bee, honey bee, I'm a fuzzy honey bee
Honey bee, honey bee, fuzzy wuzzy honey bee
Piss me off, sting, sting, I'm a, I'ma honey bee
If I'm ticked off, then watch out, bee, I'm a honey bee
Big butt, yellow fuzz, bee, bee, I'ma a honey bee
Honey bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a honey bee
Gotta queen, servin' her, I'm a fuzzy honey bee
Honey bee, bee, bee, bee, I'm a honey bee

Imma be a worker bee, I'm not a drone
I'm a female bee, do more work, you know
Female bees find the pollen on their own
The male bees just get shagged by the queen, you know

Hive has got millions of bees, more even
Looks like a billion but sounds like a zillion
Watch for the beekeeper, think his name is Steven
If he brings that gas, then we're gonna get even

Honey's made, check, royal jelly's made, check
Soon I'm gonna go fly, get pollen, start again
I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, bud, I'm a bee, sting eejits
I'm a bee, I'm a bee, bud, honey bee

Sting you, I'll go
Not to home, but to where dead bees go
One use with this stinger, not a wasp, you dope
Bees are kinda diff'rent, one hit then down I'll go
But I tell ya, there's a hundred more bees comin' out to sting you

I'm a bee, makin' a buzz, makin' honey's what I like
I'm a bee, doin' that pollen dance, shakin' my abdomen weird-like
Oh, I may not live forever, honey lasts, now there's a pleasure
Nom it, nom it, nom it, nom it
Nom it, nom it, nom it, nom it

I'm a bee, stinger up my butt
Dumb kids want some of this, what?
Disturb the hive by throwin' rocks, dumbass
Thinkin' you're cool, you're not, jackass

Got an aerosol-flamethrower?
Well, it's your fault if we flock to ya
Comin' in droves cause you messed with us
Gajillion plus, that's a lot of buzz

I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee
I'm a bee shakin' my butt, right, I'm a bee, givin' directions
I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee
I'm a bee doin' that dance, right, I'm a bee, leadin' to pollen

I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee
I'm a bee with the compound eyes, I'm a bee, my world is fractured
I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee
I'm a bee covered in fuzz, right, I'm a bee, fuzziness factual

I'm a bee (fuzzy wuzzy)
Honey bee (we fly)
I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee
(Compound eyes)

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bee, lovin' it
Star in cartoon shows and film
Honey bees, near infinite
Killer bees will wreck your shit
Dicked around genetic'lly
African and Euro bees
They attack aggressively
Now they've spread across the seas
'Round the globe are lots of bees
Many hives that you can see
Some kept domestic'lly
Some are wild as bees can be
Workers, drones and a queen
All hail the matriarchy
Find pollen and make honey
Cause we are all honey bees

I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, honey bee
I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, honey bee
I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a bee, honey bee
A deadly bee weapon. Bees. My God.

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