-> "Use What You've Got"
Original Song Title:
"Do What U Want"
Parody Song Title:
"Use What You've Got"
The Lyrics
Yeah-eah, ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Gotta scrounge stuff, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Eh, eh, eh, eh (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), eh, eh, eh (ho-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Eh, eh, eh, eh (oh-oh), eh, eh, eh
My, you up? Good, been brought so low
I can still see the nasty welt on your skull
I would stand up and make a survey
I've left you random shit to use for your escapin'
So use what you've got, what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got, this should be awesome
Use what you've got, what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got, what you've got for the problem
See what you've got, try what you've got quickly
Slower this is, the quicker you're trap-squeezed
Use what you've got, what you've got for the problem
What you've got for the problem
Break apart that clock and pocket all that twine
Just use what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got for the problem
That's not just a toy, could be a lockpick, right
Just use what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got for the problem
Pick the lock then fix the lights (yeah), de-bomb with the shite (yeah)
That I left ya quick-like, I hear you think you're smart, that can't be right
I win that hands-down, so you think you're all that and such (yeah, such)
Let's see you restart a Mack truck (yeah) with two tin cans, a Switch and half a blunt (yeah, blunt)
You gotta escape (oh) usin' the random shit (let's go)
That MacGyver set the precedent and I'm sure you'll top his schtick, jerk
Use what you've got, use what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got, use what you've got for the problem
Build your own gun with two socks and a condom
Make things so crazy, you'd do great in Gotham
Use what you've got, use what you've got for the problem (ooh-whoo-hoo-ooh)
Use what you've got, use what you've got for the problem
Come on, don't keep me waitin' on the stuff you'll make up
'Cause I've got other schmucks to force to play with junk
Take that shoppin' cart, attach shit 'til it flies (it flies)
Just use what you've got for the problem (yeah-eah)
Use what you've got for the problem
Jury-rig a hoist to fish for other shite
Just use what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got for the problem
Eh, eh, eh, eh
While I sit here, I do hope that you don't up and explode
That would break my heart if you fall apart
That won't solve the problem and the mess is awful
Don't gasp, yeah, that's harsh (just work now) but you don't have the time
Just use what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got for the problem
Watch you make your toys because I have no life (rude)?
Just use what you've got for the problem (what you've got, what you've got, what you've got)
Use what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got quickly, what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got swiftly, what you've got for the problem, jerk
Use what you've got quickly, what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got now, please? What you've got for the problem, jerk
Come on, now, what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got for the problem
Use what you've got for the problem (what you've got for the problem, jerk)
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