-> "Stupid Font"
Original Song Title:
"Girl U Want"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stupid Font"
The Lyrics
I've got an essay due next week
And there is a problem that makes me freak
A choice that could determine if I fail or pass
I sit here thinking, blisters on my arse
It is a choice, it is a choice
A choice of font
Which should I choose, which should I choose
Which type of font?
A real hot topic, on my mind it burns
It is my very own pointless concern
Should I go Chiller, such illegible wank
Maybe Wingdings for a very stupid prank
What should I choose, what should I choose
What type of font?
No time to loose, no time to loose
Which type of font?
This may not seem really important
Should be on the topic, focused
Why can't I just admit it's all worthless
It's just the bloody font!
Why can't I work, why can't I work
Must choose a font
I'm such a twerp, a stupid berk
Must choose a font
Papyrus looks so weird to me
Calibri's as boring as fonts can be
I could use Times New Roman, maybe Miriam
Or Jokerman, but that's utterly dumb
Focus on work, you stupid berk
Not on the font
Must try to work, feels like a curse
Must choose a font
Cannot think of a more pointless thing
Still it's gotten my brow sweating
There's one I'll admit: I will never
Use Comic Sans, it sucks!
Just let me be, just let me be
You stupid font
Consuming me, like OCD
This bloody font
I'm such a twerp, I cannot work
Stuck on the font
Deadline's at twelve, two secs to go!
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