-> "Things Were Flung"
Original Song Title:
"We Are Young"
Parody Song Title:
"Things Were Flung"
The Lyrics
Hand me a weapon, I
I need to set this bastard straight
Dared to call me a moron so I'm in the mood to smash his face
Look, hand me something quickly buddy, like a coffee jar
He's yelling that we smell like asses, want to kick his arse, man
Just give me something painful-like to throw
A glass, a bottle or a chair
He's disgraced the word "comedian"
He's even worse than Mencia, you know
It's about time he shut his trap
So how 'bout a bet: if I throw this
And it smacks him in the groin
You owe me a Coke
It's time
Things were flung
Cause this joker is an arsehole
Wanna throw bottles
At his skull
It's time
Things were flung
This style of jokes can be funny
Not by this dummy
Let's throw junk
Thinks he's funny, he's not
Askin' for pots
Thrown at his head, cause he sucks
I don't think the rest of the bar would blame us
Yeah, they're lookin' mad
Cause this guy's an ass
Before this guy says who he wants to bone
It's time
Things were flung
He's the world's worst stand-up comic
Really moronic
Let's throw stuff
It's time
Things were flung
I want to burst this guy's bubble
So under rubble
He'll be stuck
Bury this guy in shite (Nananananana)
His jokes have no taste tonight (Nananananana)
Throw some crap at this guy (Nananananana)
He's being a twat tonight (Nananananana)
Whole bar is on my side (Nananananana)
No-one finds this stand-up fun (Nananananana)
Those strong guys wanna throw a piano, all right (Nananananana)
I would feel bad for this guy (Nananananana)
But he has mocked our lives (Nananananana)
We came here to forget, so junk we'll throw (Nananananana)
It's time
Things were flung
Anyone got old tomatoes?
Throw some potatoes
At his junk
It's time
Things were flung
And I think we will be let off
Cause I see some cops
All riled up
So if ev'ryone in here throws shit
And it makes this prat shut up
That's real comedy, all right
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