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Song Parodies -> "Goatee"

Original Song Title:

"Get Free"

Original Performer:

The Vines

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

Some facial hair stylings just cop all the flack. This dude knows that feel. Enjoy!
I got a goatee
An awesome goatee
I like my goatee
I'm the only one
Some say it's cheesy
Or say it's tacky
I think it's snazzy
And it's them that suck

"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
That's your opinion of it
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
I think it's pretty awesome
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
The same critique, just stop it
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
Chin, I'll keep my beard on it

It's (it's)
Not (not)
Hard (hard)
Something I will never do:
Shave (shave)
Off (off)
My (my)
Beard (beard)
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard
Bad beard, bad beard, bad beard
Crap beard, crap beard, crap beard
Lame beard, lame beard, lame beard"

Know you may not li-i-ike
My goatee, that's quite okay

But diss my goatee
Whether sneakily
Or unsubtly
That's just being dumb
"Look untrustworthy
With that dumb goatee
So shave it off, please"
That's not how it's done

"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
Why can't you be constructive?
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
Instead of so obnoxious
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
Could be worse, let's be honest
"Dumb beard, dumb beard, dumb beard"
No neckbeard, so take solace

Wonder which falls lower on the facial fungus scale of shittiness: the neckbeard or the Hitler moustache. The Hitler 'stache is, well, Hitler, but the neckbeard is more prevalent, so it has that plague feel going for it.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - August 13, 2015 - Report this comment
The neckbeard is pretty gross... I have a goatee so I approve of your positive outlook on this topic!

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