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Song Parodies -> "I Think I Heard"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Like a Bird"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly Furtado

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I Heard"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes your ears just completely fail to work.
Not used to the-ese words of you-ours
At least not at thi-is pa-ace
I-I can't kee-eep up, so take a pau-ause
So I can rea-arra-a-ange
The words I picked out the-e-e-e-e-e-ere
Try and respond to you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou

I think I hea-eard "pile phony pie dela-ay"
I don't kno-ow if I'm hearin' (hearin')
Somethin' clo-ose to your meanin'
But I don't really think so, to be ho-onest (I think I hea-eard)
"While bony tie toda-ay"
That can't be-e what I'm hearin' (hearin')
Think my ea-ears need re-gearin' (how that would work, I don't know)

If you could repea-eat, then I might hea-ear, oh
What you meant to say, oh-oh dea-ea-ea-ear, yeah
I-I've no earpie-iece, I'm i-in good hea-ealth
But I heard "snow tree pra-at stea-ee-ea-ee-ea-ea-ealth"
That can't be wha-at you sai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aid
Repeat it please, won't you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou?

I think I hea-eard "tile foley guy bela-ay"
Somethin's wro-ong with my hearin' (hea-earin')
Sure that's o-off from your meanin'
Cause all I'm gettin' from you is pure bo-ollocks (I think I hea-eard)
"Mile trophy die arra-ay (die a-array)"
That can't be-e what I'm hearin' (hearin')
Problem i-is, it's recurrin'
I think I need to give my brain a po-okin'

It sucks there's no paper in my si-ight
Cause that way, you could simply write
Down wha-at you-ou a-are tryna tell me-e, oh-oh, oh-oh
Don't have vision problems, mate
Though I wouldn't be shocked if eventually
You try-y tha-at wa-a-a-ee-a-ee-a-ee-a-ay
We'll find my eye-eyes don't ca-are, ca-a-are, ca-a-a-are
To read the wo-ords from you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
'Fore we go there, yeah-eah, yeah-eah
Let's try this again, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah

I think I hea-eard "Why pike a ne-e-e-erd?"
There's no wa-ay that I'm hearin' (hea-eari-in')
What you sa-ay very clearly
But I'm not ready to say that it's ho-opeless (I think I hea-eard)
"Style lonely fry soufflé-é (fry sou-oufflé)"
That can't be-e what I'm hearin' (hearin') (oh-oh, can't be true)
Know you o-only speak English (ah-ah, it's true)
No language barrier, I just hear no-onsense (I think I hea-eard)
"Bile homie sty betra-ay" (it all comes out as pure no-onsense)
All the wo-ords that I'm hearin' (hearin') (somethin's wrong with my hea-earin')
Aren't the ri-ight ones, I'm fearin' (no way)
That I just might be goin' nuts or so-omethin' (I think I hea-eard) (no-one else has a pro-oblem)
"File goalie rye oka-ay" (they're not hearin' this no-onsense)
That can't be-e what I'm hearin' (hearin') (yeah, can't be i-it)
Looks like I-I fail at earin' (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
How else could all that you say sound like bo-ollocks (I think I hea-eard) (someone tell me they hear this)?
"Smile pony lie deca-ay" (don't want to be mad as shit)
Need to che-eck that my hearin' (hearin') (medic'lly examine this)
Ain't up a-and disappearin' (find out just what's wrong real qui-uick)
Cause that would be a giant load of bu-ullshit (I think I hea-eard) (shi-it)
"Vile Sony cry astra-ay" (this is really freaky)
That can't be-e what I'm hearin' (hearin')
Lost my da-amn mind, I'm feelin'
Unless you're screwin' with my head, then sto-op it

It'd be real embarrassing if it turns out the other dude just has a speech impediment.

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