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Song Parodies -> "Misspeakin' Words"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Misspeakin' Words"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. A tale of a guy who can't spek pripperly. Spuck prarpolly. Spoik purploy. Whatever. Enjoy
May seem like just a normal man
Above detection
And so you sai-aid "Hey, my man
What's up, what's happ'nin'?"
I wish I could tell you
What has been goin' on
But my mouth hates me, dude
Such a twisted to-ongue

Misspeakin' words, come out like thi-is
"I doing-flanged the mufflang plardwich"
Misspeakin' words ev'ry time, i-it's
Untranslateable, I've tried it
I can't sing songs, can't ask for rides
It all comes out like "terglite"
Misspeakin' words, I said "bargli-it"
Wait, "fargkri-it"

When I speak, I don't sound quite sane
"Ding florble slabber"
Lucky if I can say my name
Can't relay danger
Don't know why it's all screwed
Not nerves, cause I can't say
Words when I'm alone, dude
It's kinda la-a-ame (oh-oh-oh)

Misspeakin' words, come out like thi-is
"Budang blerp fong dingle hordsitch" (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words ev'ry time, i-it
Makes a simple "hey" sound mindless (oh-oh-oh)
All comes out wrong, it really bites
Only my sneezes sound right (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words, said "conflarbri-it"
Wait, "snorvli-it"

Nothing wrong with my brain at all
They've checked and scanned, they got smeg all
Maybe curses aren't fictional
It sucks, dude, I hate i-it
Nothing comes out the way I mea-ea-ea-eant (oh-oh-oh)

Misspeakin' words, come out like thi-is
"Kajang hoip vung slerble wenktitch" (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words ev'ry time, i-its
Makes folks want the sound of silence (oh-oh-oh)
Not using bongs, no weed, alright
Still makin' no sense tonight (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words, I said "vorni-it"
Wait, "quongpli-it" (oh-oh-oh)

This guy misspeaks his words so badly they sound like complete gibberish. Why? Cause it's funnier. And does anyone else think misspeak and all derivative words thereof should only have one "s"? Cause the double-s looks weird to me.

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