OPTIMUS PRIME!
There's battles in your future, lots of them, because
you're the leader of Autobots
Destroy Megatron before he takes control of all the
planet maps, you must make him die
JETFIRE!
Try to avoid having a fight with Starscream, except when you just have to
You need to kill that utter git, no matter what,
you have to make that prat fry
STARSCREAM!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find
that no-one wants to overthrow that Megatron
Trade that foul mind with someone who needs it, then take a
bath, 'cause you're all washed up
DIRT BOSS!
You will never be a use for us - because you got
stuck in the sand trap
The Speed Planet's Cyber Planet Key is out of your
reach, but we've still got backup

That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron

RED ALERT!
Your partner Hot Shot will be broken once again by his
outstanding courage
Your main job of fixing his broken bits will only stop
when he beats that girl, Override
HOT SHOT!
Your position in the Great Race says that you should spend your
cash on upgrades on your guns, of course
Try not to take the jump at Seti Alpha 5 when
with the leader you're tied
RANSACK!
Now is not a good time to take a shortcut and trust the
tiny details to Crumplezone, oh no
Eat a bucket of loser-flavoured screwbolts and wash it
all down with a gallon of Energon Quik
HARDTOP!
Your sniper is extremely accurate and powerful-
oh, yes that's true
Expect a big surprise today, when you find your gun
has been exchanged for a crap stick

That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron

Now you may find it unbelievable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the everyday vehicles that are driving
down the street could be an awesome, big, intelligent, fat
robot that tries it's very best to save the planet, but let
me give you my assurance that Autobts and
Decepticons are based on solid, photographic, document-
ed evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them are
somewhere out in space

Where was I?

BUZZSAW!
Energon Towers are just around the corner just wait-
ing for someone to blow them up
Cybertron is about to go into a black hole that
is impossible to escape
MEGATRON!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you blow
up in an enourmous fireball
Work a little bit harder on decreasing your
gigantic greed - and stay in shape
RECON MINICONS!
All your friends are lost on the Lost Planets...
save them
Cut down on the Internet, Jolt, and Six-Speed, Reverb
you've got to help him out
VECTOR PRIME!
Megatron says that he needs thos keys and planet maps
really...but we know he's lying
If I were I'd join Optimus Prime's crew and always
always always always always give that Megs a clout

That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron
That's the Transformers: Cybertron