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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Mondays"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Mondays"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Submitted for Artistry. Did you know that this is my 5th parody this month? I'm getting good at this!
I will never know how it started
The weekend, is always way too short
Sunday should be long
If only to prolong
The next day
That which I hate

You know I hate Mondays
That's the day that Nermal comes
And lasagna doesn't taste great
That is when I feel glum

The question is why are Mondays so bad?
I'll tell you it is when my diet starts
It just isn't fair
It is when I shed my hair
Though that's not bad
It makes Jon mad!

But still I hate Mondays
They're when Jon clips his toenails
His feet make me faint dead away
That is how bad they smell

"Says here that lasagna may cause warts'
Jon hold me now, I need some support
What could happen next?
Let me see
Arlene says she's my ex
Or get desexed

That's why I hate Mondays
They just seem to steal my glee
Now my litterbox has backed up
So could you excuse me?

Rainstorm, it's a Monday!
I can feel it in my bones
Odie's brother may come to stay
Hell has come to my home
Some ideas were taken from Garfield strips. Others I made up.

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Total Votes: 9

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Rex - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I always wondered why a cat would hate Monday. Now I know. :-)
Matthias - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
So you didn't go with the Calvin and Hobbes idea, Instead you went with Garfield. Well that's good because Garfield is one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time, and you couldn't have written this on a Monday because it was too good.
Max Power - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Who wouldn't?
Syncronos - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Kick Odie. You'll feel better.
Agrimorfee - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
As Sir Bob could say, "I don't like Mondays, but I like this parody."
Below Average Dave - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry). . .Mondays do suck. . .pretty good Conq. . .I never realized how much I don't like the OS though. . .it didn't annoy me the first time I heard it.
stuart mcarthur - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) ah! it was VERY random until I read the postscript about Garfield, then when I read it again, it took on new levels - and Syncronos came up with the comment I was looking for - good one bobpie - 555
Ethan Mawyer - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I knew it was about Garfield once you mentioned nermal, and I do remember Garfield hating modays from the TV show which I used to watch about a dozen years ago. The rhyming was a little rough in the beginning but overall pretty good.
Jack Wilson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This was awesome! 5s The sequel should be "I'm Kickin' Odie Again",great job
Mikey Squirrel - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I've always loved Garfield (the comics, not the horrid movies), and this is a perfect parody about him. Good job, Conq.

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