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Song Parodies -> "The Matrix"

Original Song Title:

"My Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

D12

Parody Song Title:

"The Matrix"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I tried my hardest to get dis song closest to the original, unlike the other parodies onthis site...
Intro:
I don't know dude...
I think Morpheus is jealous and stuff, cuz I'm, like, the One who's supposed to save the world, dude...
And i think if anyone has some sort of problem with me dude...
They need to take it up with me in Zion...
Because...

Chorus (Neo):
All these people don't know about the Matrix
They don't know squat it is like they are all six
And they don't see me and Agent Smith's conflicts
'Cause they are all just jacked up to the Matrix

Verse 1 (Neo):
So I get jacked in right, it's a terrible sight
All these Agent Smith guys and they're all like
"Sup, Anderson, like what i've done with this?
I will kick ur rear right to Uranus"
An' I'm like "Oh, I'm scared, yeah right,
You're never gonna get away with this plight!
I'M gonna kick YOUR rear a thousand times,
Each for every single one of your crimes!"
And by now, the rest of his clones get jealous
'Specially when he decides to go and do some acapellas
And Smith starts yellin', he's filled with rage
He's like the Hulk who just broke outta his cage
And then for some reason he tries to pick a fight with me
And then we fight, and it's like sibling rivalry
But because it's actually night it's really hard to see
Dude, i think your are tryin' to steal my life from me
At least he doesn't try and pull a knife on me
As if i told him his other half is my wife to be
This fighting crap, it's the life for me
And all the cops just don't like me because...

Chorus (Neo)

Matrix! Matrix! Matrix! x3

Verse 2 (Morpheus):
You just wanna see Neo kill Agent Smith dont' you
Hey man, how come we don't fight, we're not tools
Smash his rear all like it's a performance
But he's on the top, and doesn't look at us
An' already he's on the holiday coast
and yeah i'm Morpheus (oh, i thought you were Ghost)
What the hell is up with my dressing room
Because of him it's smaller than a decimal
See i know how to fight, it's simple but
It's easy, and I was the one who wrote the book
And i'm still intact, tryin' to get on the map
Doin lots of crap, he should get whipped on his back

Verse 3 (Oracle and :Architect:)
:Look at him little punk ass thinkin he's the One:
Yeah I know but look at him he's hotter than the sun
:Hey i thought we had a fight scene with Agent Smith:
((Neo) You have a fight scene?! Now that's a myth)
You're gonna be late for your scene
:I hate doin' my scene:
:The cameras are so screwed they focus on him:
:You know what? i'm sayin somethin':
Hey yo, Neo!
((Neo) You got something to say?!)
:Man, no:
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
:Hey I'ma tell him when I feel like it, girl shut up:
:And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be a group::
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

Chorus (Neo)

Verse 4 (Trinity):
You know, they say the One rocks, but his group does not
I hat sellin' all my stuff to the amusement parks
Ev'rybody knows that my body is hot
I'm gonna cut his mic off when his fight scene starts
Why does ev'ryone think i'm a slut
Every time i hear (Hey b**** i love your butt)
It's just a butt man, who cares about it
but why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
It's so easy to find that guy's area code
((Neo) Trin carry my bag)
No, carry your own
Can't make it to the fight, they just enjoy the sight
(Hey i wanna f*** you, who cares about this plight!)

Verse 5 (Agent Smith):
Goddamnit, i'm sick of this crap
Get my rear kicked by this guy's hand
i told you i do all my stunts and the other guy's too
'Till Mr. Anderson, said i was poo
Big fat punch-up? I was in the back
Neo breaking down? I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Stuff Neo, Ask ME some questions
Like who are the Agents, how we get started
(But what about The One?)
Girl are you retarded?
Anyway, i'm the best guy in the movies
Real cool sunnies, the other guy's are babies
The machines told me to fight Neo to get buff
After a while i couldn't get up
Stuff those machines, I'm packing my bags
Gonna find an island without any crabs

Bridge (Neo):
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you stuck in the Matrix...'

Chorus (Agent Smith)

Matrix! Matrix! Matrix! x3

The best rilogy in the world! The Matrix!

Salsa bit (Neo):
I'm Neo Anderson, I beat all the Agent Smith clones with just two hands
I'm Neo Anderson, my salsa
I beat all the Agent Smith clones with just two hands my salsa
look out for the 4th movie, it's 'Matrix: Salsa'
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
my salsa lets me beat all the Agent smith clones with just two hands
my salsa lets me beat all the Agent smith clones with just two hands
my salsa
(Hey, where'd all the clones go?)

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