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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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D12 (feat. Eminem), D-12

Band Name Origins:

  • The D in D-12 does stand for dirty, and of course another way to say twelve is "dozen". But there are only six members in the group. So how do you get 12, you ask? Easy, each member has an alter ego. Submitted by: Combat Joe
  • This is a reply to NameMaster: They did not pick their name because they had 12 dogs. It stands for Dirty Dozen. Submitted by: Tarquin

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Sounds like 1) An isotope of an element on the periodic table or 2) A less expensive joint lubricant, like WD-40. Submitted by: Vick M

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Crumple Bills""Purple Pills"Mark
"Druggey""Purple Pills"massacre
"30 oz.""40 oz."25 Cent
"My Hand""My Band"25 Cent
"my hands""my band"mikey h

There are additional D12 new song names available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Get My Gun""Al Didn't Write That Song"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"That's How...""That's How Gamers Spend Their Bucks"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"My Band""My Bone"K-9
"My Band""Chobits: Trouble In Paradise"Airrider
"My Band""The Matrix"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"My Band""A Song About Sith Lords"Coldman
"My Band""My Clan"Scott Spitz
"My Band""Viva La Bam"Mikey Boy
"My Band""My Klan"Robert Winston
"Get My Gun""Get One Done"Dumb Guys-wit-Parodies

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Pistol PistolNRAProf. Dick Johnson-Hardy, Porn Doctor
S*** Can HappenLaxativesProf. Dick Johnson-Hardy, Porn Doctor
S*** On YouCroprophilia AwarenessBeef Wang (BobyBird's boxer dog)

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
One Shot 2 ShotThe City Of Detroit Tourist BureauSalma
40 OzAny Alcohol Hotline/ Rehab CenterSalma
One Shot, Two ShotPolice Stationdoesntmatter
40 oz.Alcoholics AnonymousBobyBird 7:18
Purple HillsMental HospitalDamolisher
There are additional D12 on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
What Do Pretty Girls Do?
   Kirsty MacColl
S*** On You
   D12
What Do Pretty Girls Do? S*** On You
But my hope springs eternal that that will change!
Doodah Bobo
Deep Purple
   April & Nino
Purple Hills
   D-12
Deep Purple Hills
oldsongs
Fake Plastic Trees
   Radiohead
B****
   D-12
Fake Plastic B****
She's a skank, too from what I hear.
BobyBird 7:18
The Grass Is Blue
   Dolly Parton
Blue And Yellow Purple Hills
   D12
The Grass Is Blue And Yellow Purple Hills
Another reason to say no to drugs.
Lindz
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Fight Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smellin' like Boone's thong
Original Lyrics:
Smellin' like Boone's Farm
"Fight Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow his head back right in front of the precinct sayin', 'You hear that?'
Original Lyrics:
Blow his head back right in front of the priest sayin', 'You hear that?'
"How Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot dog! We don't even talk no more.
Original Lyrics:
How come we don't even talk no more?
"My Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause once I blow my nose
Then I'll be the man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause once I blow, they know
That I'll be the man.
There are additional D12 misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"My Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ush-a (Usher) cut his mic off when the music starts.
Original Lyrics:
I should cut his mic off when the music starts.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Steve

It sounds like Usher's gettin' dissed by Proof.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funny Lyrics:

"These Drugs"
The Funny Lyrics:
Crime on the street hold your parents for ranson, while d12 gang rape Marilyn Manson
Why They're Funny:
Who would gang rape Marilyn Manson? (other than himself)
Submitted by: Orange Dragon
"Purple Hills"
The Funny Lyrics:
I think my arm is gone!
Yo, it's probably numb
Young dumb and full of
Why They're Funny:
Also funny because I know many men who are exactly like the last line :)
Submitted by: Dave
There are additional D12 Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Purple Hills"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
So bounce, bounce,
come on, bounce!
I said come on, bounce!
Why They're Repetitive:
Okay, you got the point across, bounce! You only needed to say it once!!!!! But I like the song, though.
Submitted by: K.Y.L.E
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Purple Pills"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Blue and yellow purple pills
Why They're Nonsensical:
1) Blue and green make yellow, not purple (if you want to call them purple, shouldn't you say blue and red pills instead)?? 2) In any case, how can something be blue, yellow, and purple at the same time? The song is about drug addiction, so maybe, they're just showing what happens to drug addict's brains...they make no sense!
Submitted by: m
"Purple Hills"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple hills
Why They're Nonsensical:
So Eminem, would you make up your mind and tell us what colour these hills (or pills) really are? Even if you mixed blue and yellow together you wouldn't end up with purple...?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional D12 nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Bizarre"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
My girlfriends in the Olympics
I'm lying, shes a paraplegic
Why They're Misrhymed:
Just because 'Olympics' and 'paraplegic' both have an 'ic' in them, doesn't mean they rhyme.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Fight Music"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I'm every nigger's arch enemy
Physically fitted to be the most dangerous nigger with beef
Why They're Misrhymed:
What in the name of god was that? I mean, he didn't even try to rhyme
Submitted by: some rap dude

Insulting Lyrics:

"Girls"
The Insulting Lyrics:
And we all knowwww - we all know, hah
How f*ckin cowards rollll - 'keep rollin rollin rollin'
Why They're Insulting:
Eminem is stating that you learn how cowards 'roll' if you listen to Limp Bizkit's 'Rollin'
Submitted by: parody_MASTA
 

Dirty Lyrics:

"Don't Phunk With My Heart"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Don't phunk with my heart!
Why They're Dirty:
The original lyrics were, don't F*** with my heart, this had to be changed.
Submitted by: K.Y.L.E
 
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