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Song Parodies -> "A Song About Sith Lords"

Original Song Title:

"My Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

D12

Parody Song Title:

"A Song About Sith Lords"

Parody Written by:

Coldman

The Lyrics

If any Warsies out there notice plot inconsistencies, don't bother pointing them out.
[Intro - Darth Vader]
I dunno dude
I think everyone's just jealous and stuff
'Cause I'm, like, a Dark Lord of the Sith
And I think if anyone's got a problem with me dude
Then they should take it up withme on the Super Star Destroyer
Because

[Chorus - Darth Vader]
These guys don't even know I'm with the Empire
When I use my lightsaber boy I'm on fire
And they all scream they thought the Force was a myth
All this because I'm a Dark Lord of the Sith

[Verse - Darth Vader]
So I get off my ship right, turn on my light-
saber, walk up to these Rebels and I'm like
"Sup, fellas, my name's Vader
I'm the original black armoured playa-hater"
And they're all like "Oh my God it's him!"
"Mike oh my ****ing God it's really him!"
"All this time I thought Luke was having a laugh
Please Vader please don't cut us in half!"
So by now, the Stormtroopers get jealous
Especially when they see my powers outdo Uri Geller's
And the Emperor? Yeah, he taught me my skills
But I'm on the battlefield, he's on pills!
So like every single night he picks a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause in the morning he's all right with me
Dude I just think he's trying to steal the light from me
Last night he came and tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I said Padme was still the only one for me
When it comes to coolness I'm too hard to beat
And all the other Sith just despise me
Because

[Chorus - Darth Vader]

[Bridge - Vader]
The Sith! The Sith! The Sith! x3

[Verse - Emperor Palpatine & (Count Dooku)]
They say the first Sith's hot but the rest are not
Hey Vader, who says I don't fight a lot?
I was the best Darth, Vader's a con
You should have seen me back in Episode I
What the hell is up with our dressing room?
Fronm here I can't see the Death Star make planets go BOOM
You think us Sith look alike? That's not right at all
And no I'm Palpatine [Civilian: Oh, thought you were Darth Maul]
See I can use the Force, it's simple but
All I did was read one of Yoda's books
So I'm more intact, getting back on the map
Doing jumping jacks 'cause people think I'm crap
(Look at Vader over there, acting like he's rich)
(How come that black armoured freak thinks he can pull any chicks?)
Hey I thought Vader and I helped beat ya Count Dooku
(Yoda: No, fight Dooku I did, not you two)
Whatever. Sure I known Vader since he was nine
But I'm not gonna stop just 'cause I make him cry!
(I'm with you on that - you know what I'm saying something)
(Hey yo Vader!) [Vader: You got something to say?] (Man nothing)
I thought you were gonna show him that you're too tough
(I'll show him when I feel like man, shut up!)
(I'm not dissing Vader if you won't back me up!)
Hey I was about to talk, right after you... [Sith Lightning sounds]

[Chorus - Darth Vader]

[Verse - Luke Skywalker & (Darth Vader)]
What the hell is so hot about the dark side?
My dad joined it, you all saw how he died
(But I get black armour and a red lightsaber)
Shut up! You ain't so cool anymore Darth Vader!
Killed about a billion Stormtroopers with this laser stick
Don't even need to rely on my mind tricks
Learned from old Ben Kenobi, I say he's the best
(Then how'd I get my lightsaber into his chest?)
You know, I really don't care that Princess Leia's my sister
I'm not after Vader just 'cause he dissed her
Can't just release my rage, Jedi training in the way
[Civilian: Hey Luke! I think you're...] [Lightsaber sounds]

[Verse - Darth Maul]
It's no real wonder the Sith took the fall
I'm their coolest and I didn't get any lines at all!
Whether I'm using the Force or getting into rap
I'm a fine artist, don't call me crap!
Phantom Menace? I was in the back
Qui-Gon dying? I was in the back!
For the media, I got a suggestion
Forget Vader, ask US some questions!
Like who are the Sith, how'd we get started
[Journalist: But what about Darth Vader?] Girl are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the coolest guy in the group
Got a 2-bladed saber for the press scoop
Raised Vader's fighter with the Force to get buff
After 5 seconds I couldn't get up
So fed up of this Sith crap that I
Am gonna go and start a group with the Jedi

[Bridge - Vader, Palpatine, Dooku & Skywalker]
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that
You don't use the Force

[Chorus - Darth Maul]

[Bridge - Maul & Vader]
The Sith! The Sith! The Sith! x3

[Salsa bit - Darth Vader]
I'm a Dark Lord of the Sith, I get the rebels screaming they thought the Force was a myth
I'm a Dark Lord of the Sith, my salsa makes rebels scream they thought the Force was a myth
My salsa
Ooh ooh, look out for Episode VII it's called
My salsa
My salsa salsa, my salsa salsa
M
My salsa makes all of the Jedi want to come and turn to the dark side
My salsa makes all of the Jedi want to come and turn to the dark side
My salsa

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sketch - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
hmm..Very funny^_^

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