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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for D12 that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 30 misheard song lyrics for D12 on amIright currently.

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"Fight Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blow his head back right in front of the precinct sayin', 'You hear that?'
Original Lyrics:
Blow his head back right in front of the priest sayin', 'You hear that?'
"Fight Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smellin' like Boone's thong
Original Lyrics:
Smellin' like Boone's Farm
"Fight Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Snubbin' my paw
Shove it in your jaws.
Original Lyrics:
Snub in my paw
Shove it in your jaws.
"How Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot dog! We don't even talk no more.
Original Lyrics:
How come we don't even talk no more?
"Instigator" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sister's gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an instigator.
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lose it, huhuuh, just lose it!
Original Lyrics:
I won't just lose it, why don't you?!
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause once I blow my nose
Then I'll be the man.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause once I blow, they know
That I'll be the man.
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm the lead singer of White Van
White Van, White Van.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band.
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to taste my salsa.
Original Lyrics:
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance.
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Repent
or
We're bent.
or
Whip end
or
We bend.
Original Lyrics:
My band
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This chick don't even know the name of my pet.
Original Lyrics:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This chick don't even know the name of my pet.
Original Lyrics:
These chicks don't even know the name of my band.
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for me to go solo with Ma$e and Loon
Original Lyrics:
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
"My Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ush-a (Usher) cut his mic off when the music starts.
Original Lyrics:
I should cut his mic off when the music starts.
"Purple Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's upstairs juggling with an atom bomb.
Original Lyrics:
He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John.
"Purple Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I climbed the highest mountain
One just like supdons cowden
Original Lyrics:
I climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
"Purple Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder how you smell 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I climb the highest mountain.
"Purple Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've climbed the highest mountain
one touch swice buttons countin'
Original Lyrics:
I've climbed the highest mountain
once or twice, but who's countin'
"Purple Pills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been to flying mountains
One zit that's twice who's countin
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Original Lyrics:
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
"Purple Pills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder how you smell 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I climb the highest mountain.
"Purple Pills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to these pink and yellow purple hills.
Original Lyrics:
I've been to many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.
"Purple Pills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to mushroom mountain,
once or twice bottles counting
Original Lyrics:
I've been to mushroom mountain,
once or twice but who's counting
"Purple Pills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These 'shrooms make me hallucinate,
And I sweat till I start losing weight,
Then I see dumb shit start happenin'
Eminem's Vanilla Ice trying to rap again!
Original Lyrics:
These 'shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again
"Rap Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awful America
Original Lyrics:
I'm all for America.
"Rap Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lawful America
Original Lyrics:
I'm all for America.
"Rap Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time to call for pee Wheaties.
Original Lyrics:
No time to call a peace treaty.
"S*** On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My adolescent kids ain't kids to what they do now.
Original Lyrics:
My adolescent years ain't s*** to what I do now.
"Under The Influence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I quad to a horse, smacked hair in her face, and fart.
Original Lyrics:
I called her a w***e, spat beer at her face, and laughed.
"Under The Influence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nick your face in.
Original Lyrics:
N*****, face it.
"Words Are Weapons"
Misheard Lyrics:
The weakest link, you b*****s die tonight.
Original Lyrics:
The wick is lit, you b*****s die tonight.

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