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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

D12 World album at
D12's, "My Band"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Cos I'm the lead singer of White Van
White Van, White Van.
The Real Lyrics:
Cos I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band.
The Story: Lisa from my office turned to me and asked me what they meant by 'white van'. - Submitted by: Sara Harris
D12's, "My Band"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Time for me to go solo with Ma$e and Loon
The Real Lyrics:
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
The Story: Ma$e and Loon both were once signed to Bad Boy Records - Submitted by: mouselover
D12's, "Purple Pills"
The Misheard Lyrics:
These 'shrooms make me hallucinate,
And I sweat till I start losing weight,
Then I see dumb shit start happenin'
Eminem's Vanilla Ice trying to rap again!
The Real Lyrics:
These 'shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again
The Story: At the time, I thought it was hilarious, a rap band making fun of Eminem. Then I found out they weren't. Darn :P - Submitted by: Rev. Zak Zennii

There are more D12 misheard lyrics available.

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