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Song Parodies -> "Chobits: Trouble In Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"My Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

D12

Parody Song Title:

"Chobits: Trouble In Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Airrider

The Lyrics

Even anime characters get catty...There's a reference to Angelic Layer here, too.
[Intro: Chii]
I don't know dude...
Chii thinks everyone's all jealous and stuff cuz Chii is the best of the persocoms dude...
And I think everyone's got a frickin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after next show...
Because...

[Chorus: Chii]
These guys don't even know that Chii is from CLAMP...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz all those doujins make them think they're my man...
All because I star in the manga by CLAMP...

[Verse 1 - Chii]
Director calls "Cut!" right I walk outside
Walk up to the cosplayers, I'm all like
"Sup buddy, ya can call me Chii.
I'm the lead lady in Chobits baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's her"
"Someone pinch by frickin' arm it's really her"
"I swear to frickin god you're my idol, see"
"Please won'tcha please sign my DVD"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially with no background music, doin' acapellas
All the fans start yellin', all I can hear
Is "You're hot!" and "You're cute!" and "I so adore your ears!"
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz the next episode, they're all right with me
Dude I just think they're tryin' to steal the light from me
Yesterday Minoru tried to pull a knife on me
Cause Chii told him I already found my someone for me
This anime, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus]
These guys don't even know that Chii is from CLAMP...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz all those doujins make them think they're my man...
All because I star in the manga by CLAMP...

From CLAMP... [x9]

[Verse 2 - Hideki]
You just wanna see my skills all backwards don't you
Yo man, without me Chii would be so uncool
Smash this acting and do a performance
But we're in the group and she's in the close-ups
You don't want my autograph, You all just pose
And it's Hideki (oh I thought that you was Shimbo)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my mirror's frickin' smaller than a decimal
See I know persocoms, see it's simple but
All I did was read a few "For Dummies" books
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks feel like I just laid some crap

[Verse 3 - Minoru and Yuzuki]
Look at Chii little diva thinkin' she's all that
Yeah I know... girl finds she can "live the life" and crap
Hey I thought we had that Animerica thing, too
([Chii:] No Chii had the interview, not you two)
You gonna be late for scene 8
Man I ain't goin' to scene 8
But our parts are screwed up and hers always look best
You know what man, oughta say somethin
Hey yo, CHII!
([Chii:] You got somethin to say?!)
Uh, nothing
I thought you bout to tell her, show her what's up
Man I'ma tell her when I feel like it, y'all shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
You what?! Whatta cop-out...

[Chorus]
These guys don't even know that Chii is from CLAMP...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz all those doujins make them think they're my man...
All because I star in the manga by CLAMP...

[Verse 4 - Sumomo]
They say that those Chobits rock, but laptops do not
Once we sold out bookstores to the exit and back
I'm gonna let the world know Sumomo's hot
I should cut their mikes off when the intro starts
Ready to snap on a cosplayer
Every time i hear (Know Chii? Say hi to her!)
We ain't chopped liver we ain't all extras, man
So why she get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Chii:] Sumomo, take my bag)
Whaa?! carry your own!
Scene 12 ends up as scrap, my head falls in my lap
(Who the heck are you? Where's Kaede and Blanche?!)

[Verse 5 - Freya]
For Pete's sake I'm sick of this group
High time for my own manga to make some loot
I told you I start the stuff and went all ahead
Then CLAMP's story wrote I was dead
Chii takes a bath? I was in her head
Chii gets kidnapped? I was in her head
For the media, boy I got suggestions
Stuff Elda, ask us the questions
Like what's Chobits, how we get started
(What about Hideki?)
GEEZ!! are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest girl in the group
I'm all sexy, they all know I'm cute (hey sexy)
Ms. Hibiya said do pushups to get buff
But I'm a persocom! How am I s'posed to get buff?!
Screw this stuff, I'm outta here! I
Am gonna make a manga! I don't need to say why!

[Chii]
Oh why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - Freya]
These guys don't even know that I am from CLAMP... (haha!)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... (Goin' solo!)
Cuz all those doujins make them think they're my man... (yeah!)
All because I star in the manga by CLAMP...
By CLAMP [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest anime in the world...
CHOBITS!!!
[Chii as a salsa singer]
I'm the best thing to come from CLAMP, I get everyone to change all their underpants
And the best thing to come from CLAMP, my salsa
Makes all the cosplayers want to dance
My salsa, look out for the next volume, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the cosplayers want to dance
My god, keep your underpants
My salsa makes all the cosplayers want to dance
My god, keep your underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

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Stephen aka Step-chan - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I have heard this song a few times. 555, especially since you gave me a good laugh, I find funny that Chi would develop a attitude, since in the manga and anime; she is nothing like that personality wise. Very good.
Airrider - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
CHII had an attitude? From reading the manga, you would think Minoru wouldn't get to a boiling point, and Freya seems depressed! The honeymoon's over here. I wrote this as a retort to those who think Chobits was popular only because Chii was. I love making a good satire every now and then.
Stephen aka Step-chan - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I meant with her using strong language and such. I noticed how the others reacted to, all of it gave me a good laugh.
Airrider - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I know. Glad I could make you laugh so. You know, sometimes I'll laugh at what I write while I write it. Some of the strains here did me in.

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