-> "To Love Her's Barmy"
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"To Love Her's Barmy"
She won't stop talking
Yet she drives you wild
Celebs she is stalking
Still you think about her all night
Calls toilets her salvation
Are you sure your brain's not on vacation?
To love her's barmy, because she smells
To love her's barmy, she looks like hell
And could someone please poke my eyes out 'cause
She just ain't belle
She wears a corset Charlie
She's really fat and wide
Don't take her to a party
She will eat everything in sight
I don't think she'll get much bigger
Just get her one more sherbet digger
To love her's barmy, you must be deaf
To love her's barmy, sings in bass clef
Don't know why you've agreed to one more date
With Ol' Fat Steph
You've seen her pick her nose
Then wipe it on her clothes
Still you bring her choc-o-lates
Can't you see she's way overweight
Full of fat from KFC, McDonald's, Hungry Jack's
Why do you love her
I think you need an "Insane" stamp
Give her cash, gold and myrrh
She don't need it as she lives like a tramp
Always out of work 'cause she's a whore
But still you're, as they say, 'en amor'
To love her's barmy, sure you ain't blind?
To love her's barmy, her teeth she grinds
And she squeezed the toothpaste in the middle
You lost your mind?
And she is inconceivably ugly
Face like a rind
Have you ever looked her straight in the face?
Looks like a hind
Oh you sad, blind, tone-deaf lovesick twit*
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