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Song Parodies -> "I'm Reckless"

Original Song Title:

"Pearl Necklace"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Reckless"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Not based on actual events...that I know of, anyway.
I think I just crashed the Jeep again
I am not quite sure, can't see shite
All I see is a big blurr
I see lots of flames
Everything's all fuzzy tonight

Now I'm really fucked
My licence will be stripped away
That's what I get for driving plastered
Cause when I pound the booze away
I drive reckless
I tend to drive reckless
I know I drive reckless

So the next day, I am chuggin' some beer
Some git gets in my face
Thought I could deal with this twat, but he's so big
My vision lies again

Now I'm really fucked
This guy will pound my arse today
What I get for being smashed
Cause when I slam the pints away
I act reckless
I lose my thought process
And then I act reckless

[instrumental break of guy-beating-the-shit-outta-me-ness]

I'm so dumb
I know that when I get drunk
I do these things that can fuck me up
I really don't think that much

Ev'rytime I'm pissed
I'm in regret the whole next day
That and court come hand-in-hand
Cause when I chug the sauce away
I am reckless
I'm always reckless
But booze is so precious

[outro of me-stupidly-guzzling-away-again-ness]
"Sauce" is slang for beer.

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Peter Andersson - September 27, 2010 - Report this comment
*Gets image of beer in beards and a crashed ZZ Top car*
Matthias - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Probably the most epic of ZZ Top songs but that's really not saying much. Way to recklessly write about an unusual topic for you.
Below Average Dave - October 08, 2010 - Report this comment
My comment was deleted for some reason, not sure why. . .overall good idea, but there were inconsistencies in this one like choosing to cuss in spots, and cleaning it up in others and a tad bit of repetition that took away from your overall achievement
Rex - October 10, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody would probably get an ovation at the bar right before closing time. I wouldn't want to be out on the street driving afterward, though. :-)
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm totally with Dave on my critique of this one.
~LittleHoJeep~ - October 12, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . a little 'Liberty' goes a long way, Sir !

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