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Song Parodies -> "Freak Genes (Do Crazy Shit)"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"

Original Performer:

Eurythmics

Parody Song Title:

"Freak Genes (Do Crazy Shit)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ever have one of those days where your body is a constantly changing mish-mash of the animal kingdom? No? Maybe it's just this guy, then...
Freak genes do crazy shi-it
Look a-at my skin, it's a-all gree-een
Some of it's got scales, some a latex shee-een
Why must I be the one muta-atin'?
Some of my toes are fu-used, dude
Some of my fingers have split i-in two-o
Some of my toes have got cla-aws, dude
Some of my fingers are no-ow goo-oo

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (he-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey)
Ooh-ooh (ah-ah-ah-oh-oh)

Freak genes do crazy shi-it
Look a-at my nose, it's a-a bea-eak
The tail of a horse, the ass of a bee-ee
Wish I could blame a super vi-illain

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ah-ah-ha-ah-ha)
Ooh-ooh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Genes are messed up
They're so messed up (hair of dog)
Genes are messed up (wings of moth)
They're so messed up (tongue of frog)
Genes are messed up (waist of wasp)
They're so messed up (back: hedgehog)
Genes are messed up (feet of swan)
They're so messed up

Never consistent, i-it's true
My bits get swapped around all da-ay, du-ude
Wakin' up makes me so co-onfused
At least my blog gets tons o-of vie-iews

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh (oh-oh-oh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Freak genes do crazy shi-it
Can't be-e my weird pube-erty-y
Cause I'm twenty-five and believe in me-e (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This is far from my very fi-irst shift
Freak genes do crazy shi-it (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Been thi-is way since I wa-as three-ee (ah-ah-ah-ah, oh-oh-oh-oh)
I woke to find I had a hippo's knee-ees (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Should've seen my parents flip thei-eir lids (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Freak genes do crazy shi-it (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Sucks tha-at I have no de-egree-ee (oh-oh-oh-ooh)
Of control upon my shapeshiftin' spree-ees (oh-eh-eh-oh)
I've tried hundreds of times, still no-othin'
Freak genes do crazy shi-it
Shocked tha-at it's still not ki-illed me-e (he-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
The constant flux of my biology-y
Yet to result in no oxy-ygen (oh-oh-oh)
Freak genes do crazy shi-it (ah-ah-ah-ah)
One da-ay I'll control i-it, see-ee (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I could help the world as a super frea-eak
No more sudden spider-face mo-ornin's

He's a loser, Marge, dump him! I travelled the world and the seven seas, I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!

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