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Song Parodies -> "In Five Threads"

Original Song Title:

"In My Head"

Original Performer:

Ariana Grande

Parody Song Title:

"In Five Threads"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Trying to find the origin point of a social media kerfuffle can be a little tricky at times. Especially when it isn't just one...
Context I'm after, not really goin' well
It's total madness, don't think that I will get there
But I'll keep scrollin', hopin' eventually
That I'll find the start of what has been blowin' up my whole feed
Why is it so damn hard to locate it?
Askin' people and they're sayin'
Sayin' (sayin'), sayin'
I can't believe the words they're sayin'

"Scrollin'? Scrollin'? That's not gonna help you see, geez
Stop it, stop it, I've got just the thing you're needin', oh-oh-oh-oh"
Best believe my jaw dropped
The answer's found in five threads?
Answer's found in five threads (skrrt, skrrt)? Yeah
Want the truth (truth) 'bout this internet feud
But now I must trawl through multiple screeds? I'm screwed
Can't just one tweet be the start (be the start)?
I better get more coffee now, hmm-mmm-mmm

Not a detective, how was I s'pposed to tell
My information was so spread out? Not fair
Long conversations, forums and blogs and tweets
Not one simple start or origin to these stupid memes
My investigation wasn't makin'
Any progress and I'm shakin' (shakin')
Shakin' (shakin'), shakin'
To know my failin' was super stable

Log in, log in to old forums, takes up three screens
Log in, log in, the search function has me seethin', oh-oh-oh-oh
Doesn't do that at all
You say it's all in five threads?
Answer's found in five threads (skrrt, skrrt)? Yeah
Can't be rude (rude) though I'm sure wantin' to
This ain't your fault, it's true, these cross-ref'renced issues
Back and forth, no simple start (simple start)
I need some charts to sort this out, hmm-mmm-mmm

Readin' all these posts, no comprehension's comin'
Shouldn't be this hard to work out where this feud started
Gonna drive me mental, know it's so incidental
There'll be whole new issues (damn, damn)
Each day, new set of issues, ah-ah-ah
But it's the kinda sad truth, ah
Guess I did it to myself, yeah-eah-eah
Never quittin' can be hell, true
It's a self-inflicted hell, true (true)
Gonna drag me out of hell, true

I am well-versed in self-inflicted hells, whether it's the way I play video games or my stupidly-long list of songs to parody. Stupid me.

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