-> "Bad 'Tash"
Original Song Title:
"Price Tag"
Parody Song Title:
"Bad 'Tash"
The Lyrics
Okay, Winston Churchill, Roosevelt, Stalin
You ready?
World War One, all of us paid a price
The Germans got it worst, all right
Territ'ry was lost
Gave the boot to Wilhelm
Economy was kinda
Shite
Brits didn't take it too serious
So they learned that hindsight's a bitch
Because soon came the time
Hitler came to prime
With his loud voice and hypnotic eyes
Poland invaded from the left (yeah)
Politics come up on the right (uh)
This is not good (no)
Doubt that they'll sing Silent Night
National Soc'list Party, Party, Party
They're known as the Nazis, Nazis, Nazis
They're led by a very bad man
With a very bad plan
Sick of all the (uh) ersatz-ersatz
Us they wanna (yeah) ka-splat, ka-splat
Hitler is a bad man
He's got a very bad 'tash
It's really serious this time
So Allies once again unite!
Wait, so Russia is gone, got a treaty on
Well, honestly I feel that is shite
France is kinda busy being repressed
Now Britain is alone in this
We need help right now before we bow out
And this Blitz really isn't alright
France is split in half on the left (yeah)
Russia's taking naps on the right (uh)
Can you hear that (yeah)
They're launching V1's tonight
Can't face the German army, army, army
It's drivin' us barmy, barmy, barmy
We need help to fight this bad man
And his very bad plan
Churchill is all (uh) "We'll fight!" "We'll fight!"
Hope his head is (yeah) alright, alright
Gotta stop the bad man
And shave his very bad 'tash
Yeah yeah
He's got a bad 'tash
I wish he'd shave that
'Cause Charlie Chaplin's feelin' quite sad
And since he, started the war
There's never been more
More hate against Germany
We are all apalled
There's also that Mussolini
He joined in the war
Then something quite odd
Japan had Pearl Harbour bombed
Why do that, man
The Yanks are now itching to fight
And Hitler broke his truce
With Russia, the silly shite
What a plight
He thinks that the Third Reich won't fall
Never
Just wait and see, him we shall defeat
Uh uh
So we gon' keep
Everyone moving their feet
Towards Berlin, see
And then everyone sing
We beat the Axis army, army, army
Nearly drove us barmy, barmy, barmy
But we defeated the bad man
Stopped his very bad plan
Mussolini (was) ha-hanged, ha-hanged
Hitler bought it (yeah) ka-bang ka-bang
By himself, quite sad, man
But still he was a bad man
Not time yet for the party, party, party
Still the Japanese army, army, army
Didn't they get the word, man
Their allies copped it real bad
They still refuse to (uh) show hands, show hands
The Yanks they got a (yeah) pa-plan, pa-plan
Drop a nuke on their land
And then they'll show a white flag
Yeah yeah
Oh-oh
The Cold War's starting soon, man
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