-> "Welcome to the Space Marines"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to the 40 Thieves"
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to the Space Marines"
The Lyrics
Congratulations bub, you've joined the club
And everybody here agrees
We've got the finest clique of kinda fascist pricks
Welcome to the Space Marines
A variety of guns, all that fun stuff
They'll blast our foes to smithereens
And if you like grenades, we've got the highest grade
Welcome to the Space Marines
Blow up all the Orks with glee
Hate 'em just because they're green
Our armour is so nineties
Giant shoulder pads and
The stumpy feet, it's all grand
(Liefeld comics guys!)
Watch for Tyranids, they'll eat your skin
And save your flesh for their tea
But don't be scared, ya twerp, because more dakka will work
Welcome to the Space Marines
Welcome to the Space Marines
Tau fight for the greater good (laaaaaw)
Eldar are space elves, no good (clooooods)
We don't care, they all die good (bloooood)
If it moves, we'll shoot it
Michael Bay would love it
By the will of the God-Emperor, we fight
Unless you do not have the genes
We don't accept the wimps, we'll pump you up to fit
We need the right genetics, you say that's fascist
Don't know what that word means, shut up and take the seed
Wel-wel-welcome to the
Wel-wel-welcome to the
Spaaaaace Maaaaariiiiiiiiines!
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