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Song Parodies -> "Chewable Gown"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Now"

Original Performer:

Zedd ft. John Bellion

Parody Song Title:

"Chewable Gown"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. Fashion has its ups and downs...this is definitely a down.
What is that you're wearin'? So many holes in it
Not like they're from tearin' or dumb pre-distressin'
They look like a bi-ite, what weirdo cho-owed down?
'Twas you? By desi-ign? A chewable go-own
A chewable go-o-o-o-own
A chewable go-o-o-o-own

I must ask you why-y you put money do-own
On this weird desi-ign, a chewable go-own
What does it taste li-ike? Better be good no-ow
Why else would you bi-ite a chewable go-own?
It's chewable
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom (oh-oh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (ooh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, so chewable
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom

So lovely and flowin', still you must taste it
I'm honestly hopin' that you can replace it
Might see your nethers if you keep on bitin'
It won't last forever cause animals like it
Your chewable go-o-o-o-own
Your chewable go-o-o-o-own

They're takin' a bi-ite, all the dogs in to-own
Shouldn't be outsi-ide in chewable go-owns
Hope it's a test ri-ide, it's not workin' ou-out
Can see your bare hi-ide, dumb chewable go-own
It's chewable
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom (oh-oh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (ooh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, too chewable
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom (oh-oh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (ooh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom

The worst desi-ign I've ever spied
The colours su-uck, shite clashin' stri-ipes
And worse, I fea-ear, stains won't wash out
Your chewable, dumb chewable
Your chewable go-o-o-o-own
Your chewable go-o-o-o-own (che-ewa-abl-l-le)
Your chewable go-o-o-o-own
Your chewable go-o-o-o-own
It's chewable
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom (oh-oh-oh) (so chewable, your chewable go-own)
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (ooh-oh)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom (your chewable go-o-o-o-own)
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (dumb chewable gown)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom (your chewable go-o-o-o-own)
Nom, nom, nom, nom-nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom (dumb chewable gown)
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom-nom-nom, too chewable

I'm guessing it'd taste like gum...if they made gum seasoned with sweat, dust and passerby bugs, that is. Bertie Bott's has gone too far!

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