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Song Parodies -> "Barely Started"

Original Song Title:

"Brokenhearted"

Original Performer:

Karmin

Parody Song Title:

"Barely Started"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. This is what happens when the only dude who knows how to do the majority of the work project is also a lazy jagoff.
Oh-oh-oh
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Uh, c'mon, yeah

I'm not good at this whole "keepin' schedule" thi-ing
I just don't really know how I'm s'pposed to compe-ete
Oh-oh, you're not really helpin', though
When I say "Come on, mate, deadline's approachi-ing"
You just say "We've got days" then go back to slee-eep
Oh-oh, that's a big lie, don't you know?
Uh-oh, yep
All I want is some mild participation
Cause we're in deep trouble, yep, need to start racin'
Must finish all this in less than seven hours
I've been tryin' really hard, out of power
Oh-oh, you've still got your feet up, bro-o-o

Look, man, we don't have a-all day
So stop bein' so la-azy
Wake your ass up, let's get on it
Cause right now, we've barely started this shite
Come on, it ain't right
Honest, buddy, ha-ate you
Not the only o-one, du-ude
Yes, ev'rybody in this office
Hates the fact we've barely started this shite
Come on, it's not right, a-move it, bro

Ev'ry time the deadline's mentioned, not one wo-ord
Comes out of your mouth cause you're a giant je-erk
Oh-oh, playin' dumb games on your phone
Oh yeah
I'd just up and crack down, do it myself no-ow
But what sucks is I'm dumb, know crap all abou-out
Oh-oh, what we're doin' here, we're boned
So bo-oned, bro-o-o

Gotta do this in o-one day
Can't when you're bein' la-azy
Pick the pace up, let's get on it
At this point, we've barely started this shite
Come on, it ain't right
You're my buddy, ai-ain't you?
Then do what you're s'ppo-osed to-o
No "I'll get to it" kind of bollocks
Cause, you twat, we've barely started this shite
Come on, it's not right, a-move it, bro, hey

Sick of all your slobbin', dude, stuff you gotta do
Don't know what you'll say to the boss when it's due
And all that we've got is absolute jack
Can't push the blame on me, cause I'll push it right back
Waste of space, you won't use your time usefully
I know you're competent at this job usually
When you get on with it, so just do it, a-move it, bro

Dumbass, we don't have a-all da-ay
Stop bein' so damn la-azy-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Earn your pay, bud, let's get on it
Cause, you see, we've barely started this shi-ite
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-eah
Sick of all your bra-ags, dude
"Done in two secs" Ca-an you-ou (callin' your bluff)?
Well, prove to me you're bein' honest
Help us out, we've barely started this shite
Come on, it's not right, a-move it, move it

When will you acknowledge that we've barely sta-arted?
I don't know this stuff, it's your damn job to cha-art this
Oh-oh-oh, if we're sacked, the fault's your o-o-own
Come on, not right, a-move it, bro, uh

One might say that the blame is partly on the singer for not getting the jagoff off his ass sooner. As someone who has experience dealing with someone who tends to put things off, that's much harder than it sounds. All you get is "yeah, yeah, I'll get to it" for friggin' days until whoops, it's too late and you both get in the shit.

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