-> "The Science Says I'm Right"
Original Song Title:
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Science Says I'm Right"
The Lyrics
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease stop calling me a fake
See-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee the data on display
The data's in, it's solid shit, you can't deflect so stop with it
You try to diss but always miss 'cause " It feels diff'rent in my head"
You don't know shit, your knowledge is empty as shit, just deal with it
Cannot dismiss the evidence, your gut's a twit, just ignore it
Lots of problems, you can't ignore 'em
The science says I'm right
Claim my stuff is conclusion-jumping (oh-oh-oh-oh)?
The science says I'm right (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), dum-dum
You're constantly ignoring me and all my pleas to listen, geez (plea-ea-ea-ease)
If you don't head my warnings, see the smithereens that you will be (we all must make a change)
Don't know what weed has made it seem that I've "a need to rule the pleebs" (gee-ee-ee-eez)
I think you need a slap or three to make you see the doom I see (somehow you call me crazed)
Toxic spillage is no good image
The science says I'm right
But your inner voice says "Big deal!"? Twerp (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The science says I'm right (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), dum-dum
Being a pain, won't use your brain, instead you claim that I'm insane (plea-ea-ea-ease)
As if I'm playing some old game, the words I say, they get hand-waved (it's serious, okay)
"We'll be okay" is what you say, the ground your claim is on will shake (grrrr, you moron)
Research all day to have you say that I'm deranged? That's such a pain (I'm getting a migraine)
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I am marking this as alarming
The science says I'm right
Shit is sparking, the danger's charging (oh-oh-oh-oh)
The science says I'm right (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), dum-dum
We're in deep crap because a crack's formed in reality and that (whoa-oh, oh, whoa-oh, oh) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Needs more than slapping "Watch for that" upon a stack of signs, that's crap (whoa, whoa-oh, won't go away) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
I need a grant, wait, redo that, we need a grant, bad phrase, my bad (plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
'Cause I know that tongue-slip will grant you rope to blank me like a twat (you're driving me insane) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease don't call my work fake
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease don't act all blasé
Gee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eez
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