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Song Parodies -> "Manic Patient"

Original Song Title:

"Panic Station"

Original Performer:

Muse

Parody Song Title:

"Manic Patient"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Co-operation is a key facet of society...especially in the field of medicine.
A-you won't get much better if you smack me in the balls (balls)
You came here for help but I can't give you much at all (all, all)
If you act a dick about any jab or prick (prick, prick)
Studied how to heal you, headlocks weren't a part of it (uh)

Ooh, can tell you've got dire health, that's right
But this chaos will just bring you devastation
Ooh, can't end any pain if you cause mine
I don't need a manic patient

Honestly surprised, you looked like you had control (-trol)
But to risk a guess, you just hate it when you're told (told)
To do anything, this'll make it real tricky (-ky, -ky)
When I have to prescribe you pills, will they last a week?

Ooh, it's clear you've got dire health, that's right
So why majorly destroy my medic station?
Ooh, can't end any pain if you cause mine
No-one likes a manic patient now

Hey!
Ooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah

Ooh, should know you've got dire health, that's right
But you've made the choice to just cause devastation
Ooh, can't end any pain if you cause mine
This won't end well for you if there's litigation
Ooh, guess you'll keep your dire health, that's right
Since you've made off like you're late to the train station
Ooh, can't end any pain if you're in flight
Be some new fool's manic patient now

Whoo! Ugh!

Well, I'm IB positive. I be positive they ain't touching me with no needle.

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